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An RA At America’s Craziest Dorm Shares His Story

April 8, 2008 - 3:10 pm By Steve - Seton Hall

This year, for the first time ever, there has been a huge influx of freshmen into the Leonardtown Community, and I have had the privilege of supervising them as a Resident Assistant.The freshmen love it here. Why wouldn’t they? The apartments are perfectly sized for throwing huge parties, are a hundred feet from Fraternity Row and are a quarter-mile from bars that have lower standards for entry than many of their underage patrons.

We have a great time together. One night, I was called to calm down a screaming resident after he stumbled into the bathroom in a drunken delirium, failed to find the light switch, peed all over the floor and could not find his way back out. When I got there and turned the lights on, he was naked, sitting in a puddle of his own urine, feverishly trying to will his way out of the bathroom by kicking a hole through the wall. [Diamondback Online]

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