COED’s Top Ten Drunk Foods
April 6, 2008 Posted in Daily Features
Endless Simmer recently released their top ten list of Drunk College Foods, and after attending American University I am proud to say that I’ve eaten my fair share of Jumbo Slices after a long night of drinking in Adams Morgan.
While the list was great and serves as a great guide to late night eats when you’re visiting your friends at the universities mentioned, I think a more ‘universal’ top ten drunk foods is in order.
In no particular order, here is COED’s version of the Top Ten Drunk Eats.
10. Philly Cheesesteak from a 24-hour Diner – This delectable slice of heaven along with a Coke and hash browns is perfect for absorbing the excess alcohol you probably consumed all night long. All that grease really settles the stomach in a weird, unhealthy way.
9. Mini Tacos – Assuming your motor skills are intact, fire up a box of these babies and prepare for a fiesta in your stomach. But don’t eat them too fast!
8. Your Roommates Leftover Pizza – If your roommate who doesn’t go out ordered a pizza and still have some slices left over, spare the money and take a slice while he’s asleep. If he complains leave him $1.25 and the problems solved. (Note: Not all roommates are sympathetic to your drunken needs and might report you to the RA. So proceed with caution.)
7. Pretzels - The perfect complement to beer, before and after drinking it. ‘Nuff Said.
6. Steak and Eggs – Breakfast at 3am from your local diner.
5. Cheese Fries with Gravy – French Fries. Melted Cheese. Gravy. Need I say more? Once the fries are finished you can also dare the drunkest of your crew to chug the gravy.
4. Taco Bell – Assuming someone can still drive, Taco Bell is always up late. Just crank up the Scatman and hit the drive through.
3. Leftover Chinese Food – A classic, and consistently good.
2. Tostitos Chips and Salsa – They can be purchased almost anywhere that sells food, you don’t have to prepare them, and they’re just too damn good after a bender. Please note you will probably go through a whole bag and wind up with salsa all over yourself when you wake up.
And finally, the greasiest and cheesiest of them all:
1. Dominos Thin Crust Philly Cheese Steak Pizza – It’s Philly Cheese Steak on a Pizza – how could you not eat a whole pie in one sitting?
There you have it. Feel free to chip in some of your own ideas.
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what about white castle?!
white castle is if you have the munchies…
in texas you can't forget Whataburger's taquitos…
IHOP and their unlimited pancakes and they're open 24hours (most)
grilled cheese or burritos
any breakfast food, preferably GeorgeWebbs if you're in Wisconsin
Denny's! I was 28 before I ever went into a Denny's sober.
Street Tacos in Mexico and dont forget MENUDO Juanita is the best
all great drunk foods…but nothing can beat the all-time greatest stand by- biscuits and gravy!
All may be good but nothing beats any mexican food
This is a crap list. Domino's philly cheese steak pizza? Have you ever been to waffle house for hashbrowns? And what is your obsession with tacos? Stupid fuck. Ask a person who actually parties for the best drunk foods for some advice; and you damn sure won't hear chips and salsa. Jesus Christ, I think it is best if you left the writing to people of the legal drinking age.
will ferrell sucks dog ass
The St. Louis favorite is called a Slinger: two cheeseburger patties, covered with 2 eggs(anyway you want them), hashbrowns, and chili, onions and cheese are optional.
I know it isn't available nationwide, but here in the Midwest you have to add White Castles to that list.
What helps my diabetes is mile high fries @ the continental (philadelphia). French fries cut as thin as potato sticks covered in a horseradish mustard sauce.
The best is the "donner kebab" always keep one under you're pillow in case the drunk monster gets ya