Get K-Fed Out of the Headlines!

March 23, 2008 - 10:05 pm By COED Staff

KFed turns 30 Every time I see this douchebag in the headlines, I remember that Britney Spears was hot when she married him. She was every teen-aged boy’s lonely night “love-in.” Then “Popozoa” here came along and turned a sex symbol into low class trailer trash faster Amy Winehouse can smoke crack. Sure she was trash before, but at least she was hot.

I think SouthPark put it best this past week when they said that it was time to move on from Britney. Then this a**hole shows up in the headlines – that he was having a huge party in Vegas this weekend for his birthday. WTF?!

“K-FED GETS A JOB,” “KFED DIES OF AIDS,” “KFED GETS 2 JOBS.”

These are the next headlines I need to see from this a**clown before I take him marginally serious. Every time this tool celebrates something, every newspaper has something to say, but why? He destroyed a national treasure and we celebrate him?!

I am one of the few chick-writers here, and I have no problem looking at boobs and following the NCAA tourney, but you guys have to help me take this douchebag down!

Toya says:

March 24, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Thanks for writing this article. Why is he getting so much publicity, he’s a deadbeat dad who’s killing Britney for money, which he can earn himself. He’s a douchebag! I wish people would wake up and see how pathetic he is

Lori says:

March 24, 2008 at 3:13 pm

great article. he comes off looking like a great dad now, but the only reason he seems to be stepping up is for money. he was more than happy to leave his kids for easter weekend to celebrate his bday in vegas.

Michele. says:

March 24, 2008 at 4:34 pm

When was “Britney spears hot”? Was it when she walked around with a snake on her neck, now, when she kissed a 50-year old Madonna on live television (probably high out of her mind) or was it when she was screwing a married dancer in her crew…..but was a really hot stupid Bitch when she met a man in a nightclub, took him home even though she know ANOTHER WOMEN WAS PREGNANT BY HIM. It these want American women believe is hot nowadays? What a bunch of losers you are.

p.s. nobody can turn you into a low class trailer trash. You must have the tendencies already.

Jenna says:

March 28, 2008 at 3:44 am

Finally somebody that makes sense. I’ve always said that the a*whole there was that guy. He’s lower than scum. He’s what we call in spanish a “vividor” he lives off women and then leaves them all f*ed up. Its not fair that they give him that kind of publicity and then Take down Britney. I saw South Park’s episode, and it was really good, they actually finally said enough is enough we are stupid people enjoying other people’s misery for our own entertainment.