Rich, Ugly Dudes Who Get Girls: WHY?

I’m sorry, did I miss something? Are these men actually attractive?

In most cases I would say the only reason that women date rich, ugly celebs is for their money, however, the women who date them have money.

When you’re a rich man from “The Lucky Sperm Club”; born into wealth, fed caviar from platinum baby spoons and vacation in The Hamptons only to return to your opulent, unnecessarily extravagant, fully-staffed mansion, you’re also a man who is getting laid (frequently) by babes.

It seems that a “dating hierarchy” comes with gobs of money. The bottom position has a minimum of 500,000 grand a year. Minimum. Looks, PERSONALITY, INTELLIGENCE, and chemistry are completely null and void. If you’re a dude who comes from wealth, even more so if you’re “famous” (or if your parents were), Status, society, inheritance, bloodlines, and Rolls Royces are what guarantees you a date. Love is measured in gold, last names, thick wallets and RSVP’s.

Certain women are destined to fall for these sugardaddies; bad lines, smashed puppy dog faces, and awful egos magically transformed by the power of green into something resembling attractive.

CASE(S) IN POINT:
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. VOMIT.

Kourtney Kardashian (Kim’s sister- former homemade sex tape babe) and Scott Disick. She’s a babe, and he’s…?

Brandon Davis and formerly Misha Barton. He looks like the lovechild of David Gest and Ricki Lake.

Stavros Niarchos and all of the daft chicks who lack judgement enough to date him.

Brody Jenner. Okay, I will admit, he’s stunning. And I’d like to touch his abs, however–beyond that, he’s got a whole lot of…? Hair?

AND MORE RICH DOUCHEBAGS:
*Scott Storch: Producer previously linked with Christina Aguilera….white dude who acts like an SNL skit 24/7.

*Everyone with a penis on The Hills, Laguna Beach, and Newport Harbor.

*Joe Francis: The Girls Gone Wild creator. How much liquor did he have to feed those girls to get naked?

I’m sure that there are plenty of wealthy men out there who aren’t absolute schmucks, but why do so many of them get away with zero personality/charisma and normal human behavior? I’d really like to know…

Anyone to add to a non-douche list? If not, please continue to add your picks for “RICH DOUCHE OF THE YEAR”