7PM Suicide Girl: Machete

March 19, 2008 - 7:00 pm By COED Staff

machete1.jpgMachete Suicide
Age 20
Location New Jersey

Into:
Shows, music, drinking beer,
cooking, elephants (for their big
trunks), art, sex-t messaging,
carne asada tacos.

Not Into:
SIDEKICKS!, kraft cheese singles,
The Beatles, pork, bouncers that
take away your fake ID, really
peed on in the shower.

Makes her happy:
San Fran.. I wanna move back
soo bad..

Makes her sad:
When I run out of beer/cigs.

Fave Bands:
Comeback Kid, The Sleeping
Cancer Bats, Lucero
Chiodos, Johnny Cash
Against Me!, Alkaline Trio
Further North, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Fave Films:
Dumb and Dumber
Black Sheep, Tommy Boy
Grandma’s Boy, Blow
Marie Antoinette
Charlotte’s Web
The Break-Up

Check out Machete’s complete Suicide Girl Profile

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