American Airlines: Home to World Class Flights and Masturbating Passengers

American Airlines

Just when you thought it was safe to take a nap on a flight to L.A., some random guy has to shoot a load on your hair while you’re sleeping. Don’t you just hate when that happens?

A woman aboard American Airlines is suing them for $200,000 after employees failed to help when a male passenger sat next to her and masturbated into her hair while she slept.

From Sky Talk:

Destined for a Spring Break visit with family and friends March 19, the woman flew from Houston to DFW Airport and had settled into her seat for the last leg of flight 2074 to Los Angeles about 11 p.m., the suit states. The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.

The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.

THAT’S…AWESOME.

Ok, fine – that’s really cruel and unfortunate. It’s gross, it’s inhumane…and it’s really, really funny! I can’t imagine what was going through either of his heads. He must’ve been all, “Hey, that’s a pretty woman sitting over there in C16 – I think I’m gonna masturbate in her hair while she sleeps. Yeah, that sounds great. I’ll just whip out my thing and splooge in her hair. Fantastic.”

Oh, world – you never fail to astonish me.

  • Swair says:

    LOL! Poor woman! I would’ve screamed my head off for somebody to get him away from me lol

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