CW is Planning a “90210″ Spinoff

Look at that picture. Just look at it. How does it make you feel inside?

Wanna know what’s awesome about Beverly Hills 90210? EVERYTHING!

Nothing is awesome about 90210. It’s nostalgic as f*ck for us 20-somethings, but that’s about it. Only when ripping massive bong hits is it entertaining…at its own expense. It’s oh-so obvious that CW must feel the same way, seeing that there planning a 90210 offshoot, like 68 years too late.

While we’re at it, why don’t we revive Family Matters with an offshoot titled Urkel’s Place, where our favorite annoying boy next door gets involved in ca-raaaaazy shenanigans up to and including blind dates gone wrong, boating trips gone wrong and wrong things gone wrong.

From the Hollywood Reporter:

“Veronica Mars” creator Rob Thomas is in talks to pen the project, which has been put on the fast track by the network.

Details about the spinoff — including which if any of the characters on the original series will make the transition to the new show — remain sketchy. CW is expected to make a decision whether to order a pilot by the end of the month.

The only thing sketchier than the details is why Rob Thomas, who shares a name with the bane of my existence, would be involved with this tripe, considering Veronica Mars is actually not bad at all. I should be in show business, since it’s lazier and requires less thought than blogging these days.