Jared Fogle, the man responsible for selling millions upon millions of delicious Subway sandwiches, is known for becoming spokesperson for the company while still attending college in the late ’90’s.
What we didn’t know, was that Jared Fogle was not only infamous at his college for eating nothing but Subway and losing over 200 pounds, but also for being the go-to-guy for whenever college students wanted some good ol’ porn.
Best Week Ever has uncovered Jared’s dirty little secrets. While attending Indiana University, he ran a pretty successful pornography business straight from his own bedroom, and apparently had a “wide” variety of porn videos, which he only charged a dollar to rent. Get it? Wide!
It makes total sense that this guy (what a hunk!) spent his college days and nights selling pornos in a little one-bedroom place, only leaving to fill his appetite at the closest fast food joint he could find, which was how he got hooked on Subway in the first place.
Next time you order a 6 inch turkey sub on what with pickles, sprouts and American cheese, keep in mind you’re endorsing a guy who once sold “Saturday Night Beaver” to the kids in his Physics class.
On the up side, it’s nice to see the new and improved Jared has gone on to make something of his life and inspire others to lose weight and feel good, regardless of his scandelous intentions.
Really, I’m not surprised. Sandwiches and porn? What a typical, typical college guy.



EJ White says:
Thu, 10th Jan 2008 1:44 am
So what?
What’s the big deal?
He probably drinks beer too, which is ALSO a legal substance to enjoy.
How does it bear on him losing weight by eating subs?
I thought it an excellent campaign, and might just give it a try.
By the way, before I get started? I’m a fat pornographer too…..But not a college student. Daddy didn’t have deep pockets for me, sorry. I had to work for a living while you slugs waste money partying, and learning NOTHING about the real world.
While I’ll be living the ez life from y porn millions, you can get a job at the bowling alley spraying my shoes with your college degree in basket weaving.
DAVE ID says:
Sat, 1st Mar 2008 6:19 pm
This is OLD news.
Linpin says:
Mon, 3rd Mar 2008 2:48 pm
This is such and old story!!!
Amy says:
Mon, 3rd Mar 2008 4:20 pm
My boyfriend saw him in a Savannah bar a couple weeks ago and people thought he was Jared’s manager because he had a nice sports coat on.
He said Jared was surrounded by a ton of girls.
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