The No-String G-String: a Guy’s Perspective

no string g string

Although celebrities who go commando are still all the rage in Hollywood, we here in the real world like something that triggers our imagination…like a Hollywood babe going commando.

Ok, bad example – but I still believe that sexy underwear trumps “in the buff” eight times out of ten, if only for accentuating the assets on display. When held in flattering fabric, the a** and vajayjay take on a new personality, filled to the gills with magic and wonder! And they look hot.

But how about these newfangled no-string G-strings, fellas? Even I, a** enthusiast extraordinaire, am taken aback by this new form of undergarment.

I’m all about tassels, straps and lace, but this is a bit much – or not enough, for that matter. It looks like a sock with static cling that sticks to a woman’s ladyparts. That’s cool and all, but something about it makes me assume the wearer of such garments is either a sassy, fun female completely in touch with her sexuality, or a disease-infested slutmonster set to wreak havoc with poonany pestilence.

Is it worth the gamble? Absolutely.

  • Ika says:

    Ew. This looks like her pad got stuck and gave her a wedgie. A *bloody* wedgie. Again eww..

  • slippy jenkins says:

    Are you 5? Can’t you say vagina? You say vajayjay, lady parts, and poonany. Grow up.

  • fagbreath says:

    god forbid you should say ass. i can’t imagine what would happen if my virgin eyes saw a tiny cuss on the internet.

  • share the knowledge says:

    it is called a C string

  • Obvious next comment says:

    [quote]
    share the knowledge says :
    February 29, 2008 at 11:02 am
    it is called a C string
    [/quote]

    Or a Can’t-C-String …

  • that ain't right says:

    “filled to the gills”

    thats foul.

  • matso says:

    New??? This first appeared in Penthouse magazine more than 20 years ago!!! There’s nothing NEW about it! It’s so fucking uncomfortable to wear, it won’t catch on THIS time, either!

  • Patty says:

    from product web site
    Perfect For:

    * Form fitting dresses
    * High Cut dresses
    * Pole dancing wtf
    * Sunbathing
    * Spas and salons WTF again !! why?

  • Rodger says:

    This item was sold years ago. Old version had stron spring and actually covered a bit more in the rear.

  • Ringraziamenti molto! Lo avete aiutato molto!

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