The No-String G-String: a Guy’s Perspective

February 25, 2008 - 1:30 pm By COED Staff

no string g string

Although celebrities who go commando are still all the rage in Hollywood, we here in the real world like something that triggers our imagination…like a Hollywood babe going commando.

Ok, bad example – but I still believe that sexy underwear trumps “in the buff” eight times out of ten, if only for accentuating the assets on display. When held in flattering fabric, the a** and vajayjay take on a new personality, filled to the gills with magic and wonder! And they look hot.

But how about these newfangled no-string G-strings, fellas? Even I, a** enthusiast extraordinaire, am taken aback by this new form of undergarment.

I’m all about tassels, straps and lace, but this is a bit much – or not enough, for that matter. It looks like a sock with static cling that sticks to a woman’s ladyparts. That’s cool and all, but something about it makes me assume the wearer of such garments is either a sassy, fun female completely in touch with her sexuality, or a disease-infested slutmonster set to wreak havoc with poonany pestilence.

Is it worth the gamble? Absolutely.

Ika says:

February 28, 2008 at 1:41 am

Ew. This looks like her pad got stuck and gave her a wedgie. A *bloody* wedgie. Again eww..

slippy jenkins says:

February 28, 2008 at 9:31 am

Are you 5? Can’t you say vagina? You say vajayjay, lady parts, and poonany. Grow up.

fagbreath says:

February 28, 2008 at 9:08 pm

god forbid you should say ass. i can’t imagine what would happen if my virgin eyes saw a tiny cuss on the internet.

share the knowledge says:

February 29, 2008 at 11:02 am

it is called a C string

Obvious next comment says:

March 1, 2008 at 8:59 am

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share the knowledge says :
February 29, 2008 at 11:02 am
it is called a C string
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Or a Can’t-C-String …

that ain't right says:

March 3, 2008 at 3:13 pm

“filled to the gills”

thats foul.

matso says:

March 6, 2008 at 5:03 pm

New??? This first appeared in Penthouse magazine more than 20 years ago!!! There’s nothing NEW about it! It’s so fucking uncomfortable to wear, it won’t catch on THIS time, either!