Kimbo Slice Tramples Tank Abbott
February 19, 2008 by John - USMA
After hearing all about the power of Tank Abbott before his MMA bout versus Kimbo Slice, I had high hopes going into the match. My hopes were dashed in 43 seconds.
I have to accept the truth: Kimbo Slice will never lose a fight. Ever. (Besides that one time…)
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What do you expect out of a 42 year old man that was retired. If kimbo was to fight a real mma fighter he would get his head busted.
Kimbo has already lost a fight, look on youtube lost to an old boston police officer, got his ass kicked.
I guess you havent googled “Kimbo, loses fight, video”….
Here is the link to Kimbo’s ass whooping courtesy of a 6′4” 230LB Boston Police Officer – http://www.break.com/index/downgoeskimbo.html
Well, he said (except for that one…), so stop complaining. As far as coonbo, he’s big, but we’ll see if he can fight real fighters. The guy is 42, about 60 pds overweight (not counting muscle), and was only 9-13 in pro fighting anyway…it’s not like he was 20-0.
Kimbo proved one thing in this fight. -He proved he doesn’t belong in MMA. He proved he is the most disrespectful piece of shit in the history of MMA. -Kimbo cheap shotted Tank so many times that there is no way Kimbo should have been allowed to continue. Kimbo should have been DQ’D for that and for putting his hand on the referee. – Id like to see a rematch of Tank vs Kimbo.