EliteXC – Kimbo vs. Tank – February 16

If you are a dude with a vagina, then you have not been taking notice of the showdown scheduled for Saturday.In one corner, we have the old school bad-ass David “Tank” Abbott. Back in the day, Tank was the monster that no one wanted to fight. He was the drunken brawler who would kick everyone’s ass and then have a beer in the middle of the ring. Seriously, he used to fight when there were no rules and it was pretty much illegal to fight in or watch an MMA fight.

In the other corner, there is Kimbo Slice. He is easily the scariest non-WMD wielding human being alive. Kimbo is a street fighter who got famous for beating people up for money and postingthe videos on YouTube. Normally, this would be considered “felony assault & battery.” Luckily, a bunch of rich white guys realized there was some money to be made – good for us, bad for the poor bastards who have to fight him. To insure their investment in Mr. Slice, they set him up with a coach in Mr. Bas Rutten. Mr. Rutten is one of the greatest prolific MMA coaches of all time. He has coached names like Mark Kerr and has proven that he can turn one-dimensional guys into MMA monsters.

(FYI – Kimbo is 7-1 in street fights. He tried to fight Hurricane Katrina and lost.)

Sorry Tank, you were the man – but this is going to get ugly all over you. Videos below…

Top 3 Tank Abbott Videos

- Tank Abbott Highlights -

- Tank Abbott Pumpin’ Iron -

- Tank Abbott Crushes Some Guys Face -

Top 3 Kimbo Slice Videos

- Kimbo Training Session -

- The Best Of Kimbo Slice Street Fighting -

- Man Gets Tackled By Kimbo For $100 -