Gary Coleman Proves a Fundamental Law of Nature

There is someone for everyone!

And Gary Coleman’s is some 22 year old attention-whore actress with a propensity for midgets and a seemly uncontrollable chromosomal problem.

Good work Gary – make sure you get fit for that body condom – that’s a big girl, even for you!

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