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Amy Winehouse Smoked Crack Out of Her Grammy

February 13, 2008 - 5:30 pm By Pat - Seton Hall

Amy Winehouse Smoke Crack Grammy

Amy Winehouse turned her Grammy into a makeshift crack pipe on Monday afternoon and was caught smoking out the prestigious music award.*

The artist’s depiction shows what it may have looked like if this incident was caught on camera.

I think things have gone far enough, Ms. Winehouse.

We get it, you are on crack… congratulations. We all know the Grammys are a joke, but to do this is a little much. I have seen some pretty resilient druggies in my day doing whatever it takes to get that high. Sharing needles, selling off their children for a hit – but smoking crack out of a Grammy Award? Come on! Get some standards, woman.

I can’t wait to see an Oscar winner take the trophy, find a plump vein and enjoy the sweet, tender caress of Lady H. (If Tilda Swinton wins, this may actually happen.)

*This satire is brought to you by COED. Don’t sue us or take us too seriously.

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