Ohmigodohmigodohmigod!! So, weren’t the Grammys amazing? When Alicia Keys did that duet with Frank Sinatra, wasn’t it mindblowing? I was like, she’s singing with Frank Sinatra…but he’s dead I think! How’d they do that? It’s weird man…the future is now, just like they say.

Can you believe there was also a Beatle tribute, with interpretive dancers? Genius, right? I wish I thought of that idea myself; it was really artsy. TV show people are so smart and creative.

Oh, I almost forgot! Remember the part when Beyonce sang that Tina Turner song with Tina Turner? It was simply the best. (Yeah, I know that wasn’t the song’s name but it was the name of another Tina Turner song, right? I love puns!) Beyonce is like Tina Turner, but even more newer and more prettier.

Now I know everybody says art is protective, but if somebody told me Kanye is still a jerk after watching him rap about his mom they would be wrong. Really wrong – and stupid.

Kanye himself put it best after winning Best Rap Album, when he spoke to his mom from here on Earth: “I appreciate everything and I know you are really proud of me right now and I know you wouldn’t want me to stop and you’d want me to be the No. 1 artist in the world.”

He is, like, 400% right. His mom would want him to be number one; it’s very important to keep reminding people that you’re the best at what you do. Flaunt it if you got it, right? It’s called giving the people inspiration, people. It’s called learning, too.

The only part I didn’t like was when Henry Hardcock won the Album of the Year award. I think his name is funny too, but when did that become a reason for somebody to win Best Album? I think the Grammys are corrupt. You know the Grammy guys gave the award to Hardcock because they’re all big time jerks who are jealous of Amy Winehouse and her marriage and her soul.

At least Amy Winehouse won Record of the Year for “Rehab”…isn’t that ironic? Doncha think?

2008 Grammy Award Winners:

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
River: The Joni Letters, Herbie Hancock

RECORD OF THE YEAR
”Rehab,” Amy Winehouse

SONG OF THE YEAR
”Rehab,” Amy Winehouse, songwriter (Amy Winehouse)

NEW ARTIST
Amy Winehouse

RAP ALBUM
Graduation, Kanye West

ROCK ALBUM
Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace, Foo Fighters

ALTERNATIVE MUSIC ALBUM
Icky Thump, the White Stripes

POP VOCAL ALBUM
Back to Black, Amy Winehouse

COUNTRY ALBUM
These Days, Vince Gill

R&B ALBUM
Funk This, Chaka Khan

CONTEMPORARY R&B ALBUM
Because of You, Ne-Yo

FEMALE POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE
”Rehab,” Amy Winehouse

MALE POP VOCAL PERFORMANCE
”What Goes Around…Comes Around,” Justin Timberlake

POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCAL
”Makes Me Wonder,” Maroon 5

SOLO ROCK VOCAL PERFORMANCE
”Radio Nowhere,” Bruce Springsteen

ROCK PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCAL
”Icky Thump,” the White Stripes

HARD ROCK PERFORMANCE
”The Pretender,” Foo Fighters

ROCK SONG
”Radio Nowhere,” Bruce Springsteen, songwriter (Bruce Springsteen)

FEMALE R&B VOCAL PERFORMANCE
”No One,” Alicia Keys

MALE R&B VOCAL PERFORMANCE
”Future Baby Mama,” Prince

R&B PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
”Disrespectful,” Chaka Khan Featuring Mary J. Blige

R&B SONG
”No One,” Alicia Keys

RAP SOLO PERFORMANCE
”Stronger,” Kanye West

RAP/SUNG COLLABORATION
”Umbrella,” Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z

RAP PEFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP
”Southside,” Common Featuring Kanye West

RAP SONG
”Good Life,” Kanye West Featuring T-Pain

FEMALE COUNTRY VOCAL PERFORMANCE
”Before He Cheats,” Carrie Underwood

MALE COUNTRY VOCAL PERFORMANCE
”Stupid Boy,” Keith Urban

COUNTRY PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
”How Long,” the Eagles

COUNTRY SONG
”Before He Cheats,” Carrie Underwood

BEST COMPILATION SOUNDTRACK ALBUM FOR MOTION PICTURE, TELEVISION OR OTHER VISUAL MEDIA
Love, the Beatles (George Martin and Giles Martin, producers)