COED Presents: Chris Berman Breakdowns!
February 11, 2008 Posted in Sports
You thought the video of Chris Berman flipping out on the teleprompter a few weeks ago was hilarious? Wait until you see the most recent crop of Berman breakdowns to hit the net.
This is why Berman is my favorite ESPN host: he actually has a personality and seems like a down to earth, beer drinking, sports loving kind of guy – or maybe he’s just an overpaid diva. You be the judge and watch the latest videos after the jump.
The Video That Started It All.
Berman flips out when the video staff breaks his concentration.
Berman Tells Us How To Smuggle Codeine Across The US/Canadian Border
“Do you have anything to declare…… EH?”
If someone can develop with a sweet Chris Berman drinking game we will feature it on COED – send ideas to our COED Facebook Group.
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These are fun, but I fail to see the big deal. So he's flirting with a co-worker, swearing, and getting pissed off at other people not doing their jobs properly.
If anyone, say, mid 30's or older here is claiming they've never done all this, then they're a liar.
Berman is an actual human being. Gotta love him!
D.B.G.
Drinking Berman Game
Made it up when reading your request, so add your own "NAMES" to the combos, and obviously "don't drink and …".
Two Cards Per Player
MAXIMUM PLAYERS PER DECK: 13
Aces, one shot of hard liquor
Duces, tre', four, five; takes one gulp of "beer".
Six, seven, eight, nine; takes two gulps of "beer".
10, three gulps, "beer".
Don't Know Shit; JACKS: No DRINK for that CARD.
BLACK DAYS; TWO BLACK JACKS: PLAYER must drink one gulp for every PLAYER that is PLAYING.
Bloody Rudolph; TWO RED JACKS: CANCELS any drinks of the PLAYERS next TURN.
QUEEN: One sip.
Duo QUEENS: Two sips.
Blue Jays; Two BLACK QUEENS: Drink half of another PLAYERS (DRINKERS CHOICE) drink.
Sweet QUEEN: Two RED QUEENS: PLAYER drinks what they want to.
KING: Half drink.
Duo KING: Full drink.
BLACK KING; Two BLACK KINGS: PLAYER CHOSES the PLAYER that has to drink, full drink.
RED KING; Two RED KINGS: Full drink and a shot of hard alcohol.
Players are eliminated by "pass out, barfing, begging out, et cetera, along those lines of reasonings".
Winner has to attend BAND PRACTICE tommorow.
or
Chose your own PRIZES
Chris Berman Drinking Game: Getting Drunk watching espn
When Watching NFL Primetime, NFL Blitz, or Baseball tonight
Take drink anytime he:
1. Uses a nickname like AJ "see me" Feely
2. Use one of his catchphrases ie: Rumbling, stumbling, bumbling, Whoop, back back gone etc.
3. Every-time he sets up Tom Jackson for a one liner
Huh, I'm staring down 40 and I never ranted at work like that to some underling.
I believe it's called being professional.
That said, I've seen it happen plenty and it's always funny and worthy of noting.
ESPN STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!
Sorry, we got a cease and decist from Viacom to pull the videos.
It's ok – I will find new ones and post them.
Suck my balls ESPN
These are the only 2 left online – YouTube caved to the pressure and pulled the rest.
Thanks Break.com!
The second is my video. Youtube still hasnt taken it down so fuck em
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