COED Presents: Chris Berman Breakdowns!

• UncleBoogie says:

  February 11, 2008 at 7:15 pm

  These are fun, but I fail to see the big deal. So he’s flirting with a co-worker, swearing, and getting pissed off at other people not doing their jobs properly.

  If anyone, say, mid 30’s or older here is claiming they’ve never done all this, then they’re a liar.

  Berman is an actual human being. Gotta love him!
• terry madsen says:

  February 11, 2008 at 9:18 pm

  D.B.G.
  Drinking Berman Game
  Made it up when reading your request, so add your own “NAMES” to the combos, and obviously “don’t drink and …”.

  Two Cards Per Player
  MAXIMUM PLAYERS PER DECK: 13

  Aces, one shot of hard liquor
  Duces, tre’, four, five; takes one gulp of “beer”.
  Six, seven, eight, nine; takes two gulps of “beer”.
  10, three gulps, “beer”.

  Don’t Know Shit; JACKS: No DRINK for that CARD.
  BLACK DAYS; TWO BLACK JACKS: PLAYER must drink one gulp for every PLAYER that is PLAYING.
  Bloody Rudolph; TWO RED JACKS: CANCELS any drinks of the PLAYERS next TURN.

  QUEEN: One sip.
  Duo QUEENS: Two sips.
  Blue Jays; Two BLACK QUEENS: Drink half of another PLAYERS (DRINKERS CHOICE) drink.
  Sweet QUEEN: Two RED QUEENS: PLAYER drinks what they want to.

  KING: Half drink.
  Duo KING: Full drink.
  BLACK KING; Two BLACK KINGS: PLAYER CHOSES the PLAYER that has to drink, full drink.
  RED KING; Two RED KINGS: Full drink and a shot of hard alcohol.

  Players are eliminated by “pass out, barfing, begging out, et cetera, along those lines of reasonings”.

  Winner has to attend BAND PRACTICE tommorow.
  or
  Chose your own PRIZES
• Kc says:

  February 12, 2008 at 8:11 pm

  Chris Berman Drinking Game: Getting Drunk watching espn

  When Watching NFL Primetime, NFL Blitz, or Baseball tonight
  Take drink anytime he:
  1. Uses a nickname like AJ “see me” Feely
  2. Use one of his catchphrases ie: Rumbling, stumbling, bumbling, Whoop, back back gone etc.
  3. Every-time he sets up Tom Jackson for a one liner
• Rowdie says:

  February 13, 2008 at 9:10 am

  Huh, I’m staring down 40 and I never ranted at work like that to some underling.

  I believe it’s called being professional.

  That said, I’ve seen it happen plenty and it’s always funny and worthy of noting.
• Editor says:

  February 13, 2008 at 9:52 pm

  ESPN STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!

  Sorry, we got a cease and decist from Viacom to pull the videos.

  It’s ok – I will find new ones and post them.
• Editor says:

  February 13, 2008 at 11:06 pm

  Suck my balls ESPN

  These are the only 2 left online – YouTube caved to the pressure and pulled the rest.

  Thanks Break.com!
• Kilowarning says:

  February 14, 2008 at 3:46 pm

  The second is my video. Youtube still hasnt taken it down so fuck em
• VickiL says:

  February 17, 2008 at 9:22 pm

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