Katie Price is Looking Weathered

By COED Staff

Katie Price, known as “Jordan” in the modeling world, has whittled away at her once-voluptuous body enough to regret cosmetic surgery altogether – but not enough to undergo one final procedure!

From Daily Mail:

“I’ve had three boob jobs done before and I’ve seen enough other ones to know what they should look like and they’re not right.

“I’ve also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting and there’s excess skin so the doctor either hasn’t filled the skin up enough or he hasn’t removed enough skin.”

Price isn’t too happy with her recent revisions, saying that she “hates her new body.” She’s not lying, and neither are we: she looks like Jenna Jameson’s kid sister. After three boob jobs and other work, Price is a sloppy, droopy, stretched, wretched shadow of her former self.

But no worries, people: Price now knows how do correctly perform a boob job. She’s a boob job veteran at this point. This last, all-important revision will bring her back to the glory days – or not. There’s no reset button on your breasts, girl…unless they implanted one last time around.

And the teeth? Wowza. What ever happened to simply brushing twice a day and flossing?

Katie Price in her glory days: