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These Statutory Rape Ads are Creepy

February 5, 2008     Posted in Entertainment, News-ish

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HEY! STOP LOOKING AT HER CLEAVAGE! SHE’S ONLY NINE FOR CHRISSAKES!!

Statutory Rape, or Stat-Rape for those in the know, is a distressing subject for any parent with a slutty, angsty, d*cktease of a daughter. Lucky for them, ad agency Serve has come to the rescue and served up some good old young awareness for those pondering the act of pedophilia (I know pedophilia is different, but check the ads and tell me they’re not catering to both):

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Buttaface? How about Youngaface? And it’s “Brains,” bozos.

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Kudos to the parents who let their kids get photographed for an “awareness” ad by actual pedophiles.

Those were disgusting… I’m gonna go whack off now.

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Comments

38 Responses to “These Statutory Rape Ads are Creepy”
  1. Peter says:

    Ummm….Eeeeeeewwwww.

  2. ian says:

    You have associated sex with young girls faces by looking at these ads.

  3. Chris says:

    I turn 18 in about a month, and my girlfriend turned 18 in January, so theoretically she is raping me whenever we roll in the hay?

    Kinky. But I feel underrepresented by these ads!

  4. A says:

    I'd hit it

  5. Michael says:

    I am certain that the person who thought this up is going to hell.
    I might be too because I looked at these for more than three seconds before becoming absolutely repulsed…..

  6. flesh says:

    uh…
    no

  7. Anon says:

    I’d hit it twice

  8. cpt obvious says:

    wait so we give them an iq test before to see if they have a brain???

  9. steve says:

    i guess i'm guilty too…jeez your honor she was wearing the uniform!

  10. anom says:

    tits or gfto

  11. John says:

    I'd hit it bareback!

  12. Flip says:

    brown bag 'em?

  13. nostanger says:

    id hit it twice

  14. Justin says:

    I'd nail Miley Cyrus.

  15. Glenn says:

    Looks legal to me

  16. Anon says:

    Anon demands MOAR.

  17. rat says:

    First off, these ads are disturbing and sick. Secondly, statutory laws are mostly harmful, people seem to think that 18 is some magic age where suddenly people understand everything. So a 17 year old and an 18 year old that are in love and having sex are raping each other, but a 42 year old man with an 18 year old girlfriend is perfectly fine? How does that make any sense at all?

  18. George says:

    Most adults don't have brains either. Sex is physical. Instead of selling fear, just inform. Knowledge is always good. Morality, and especially "hiding behind my finger" morality, is bad.

  19. mike says:

    the age of consent varies from about 12 to at least 18 depending on where you are in the world.

    i have a hard time saying its wrong to be with a 13 year old hottie if it's legal and natural attraction, and i'd probably do one of these in the right context.

    i think, for example, in Japan the age of consent is 13…there are places in the US that are 13 or 14 too.

    or maybe you think GOD made a mistake by giving these women attractiveness to some man like me? God doesn't make mistakes, does he/she/it?

    exactly.

  20. Cpt. Jack Harkness says:

    Do you have any moar liek this?