These Statutory Rape Ads are Creepy

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HEY! STOP LOOKING AT HER CLEAVAGE! SHE’S ONLY NINE FOR CHRISSAKES!!

Statutory Rape, or Stat-Rape for those in the know, is a distressing subject for any parent with a slutty, angsty, d*cktease of a daughter. Lucky for them, ad agency Serve has come to the rescue and served up some good old young awareness for those pondering the act of pedophilia (I know pedophilia is different, but check the ads and tell me they’re not catering to both):

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Buttaface? How about Youngaface? And it’s “Brains,” bozos.

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Kudos to the parents who let their kids get photographed for an “awareness” ad by actual pedophiles.

Those were disgusting… I’m gonna go whack off now.

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