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Damn you Janet Jackson!

February 3, 2008     Posted in News-ish, Sports

janet_halftimeBecause you can’t keep your 40 year old titties to yourself, I am stuck watching another horrifically gay Super Bowl Halftime Show!

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And it is ALL YOUR FAULT! You damn Jacksons’ think you can do whatever you want and there are no repercussions. Michael has a thing with little boys, Tito has a thing with jerry-curls, and your dad is the weirdest looking man – besides Michael.

You, Ms. Jackson have screwed up the purest excuse to mix half naked hotties with football: the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Because you were oh-so determined to prove that you were still relevant, next year’s half time show will probably feature crooners like Tony Bennett or Paul Anka.

I am so pissed and I hate you Janet Jackson…I f**king hate you.

Comments

4 Responses to “Damn you Janet Jackson!”
  1. Gilroy Was Here says:

    Do what I did dude. Change the channel during the half time show in protest.

  2. Chad says:

    Halftime was weak as shit, but anyone who bought the 7 and 3 box, banked for 3 quarters. Actually the only good parts came in the end of the forth.

  3. Warner says:

    Dude, the show might have sucked, but Tom Petty is baller, so show some respect.

  4. Editor says:

    Respect…YES, but the performance was so plain that they began making shit up about subliminal messages – I yearn for a nipple!!!!

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