
I love it when multi-million dollar companies realize the humor and irony in their establishment, using their disadvantages to their everybody’s advantage.
This Valentine’s Day save yourself a few hundred-thousand dollars and treat your significant other to a candlelit dinner at White Castle. It’s uber-romantico, and as tasteful as the microwaved mush you’ll be served. What’s not to like?
Face it, couples: Valentine’s Day is a crock. It’s not celebrating of worth, outside of how much money can you spend proving your love to somebody. Since when did two-dozen roses and an expensive dinner once a year constitute a healthy, loving relationship?
Put your girl to the test: if your partner finds the idea of eating burgers at White Castle unfunny and disgusting, they are humorless and ought to be let go for somebody with a better sense of humor.
Don’t all women love a great sense of humor, anyhow?
Reservations are being taken now, so act quick. That’s right – you need a reservation. Genius.



G.S. says:
Sat, 2nd Feb 2008 5:50 pm
I guess if you take your Valentine to White Castle, it may be a very short Valentine’s Day celebration. I have another suggestion. Read here for tweleve steps to a perfect valentines day:
http://best.valentinesgift.ever.com/
Samantha says:
Sun, 3rd Feb 2008 1:44 am
So proud that most of the Castles hosting this are in my town.
Chad says:
Mon, 4th Feb 2008 8:48 am
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
Nothing like destroying your digestive system with a loved one!
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