Archive for February, 2008

7PM Suicide Girl: Issay

issay1.jpgIssay Suicide
Age 21
Location Ontario Canada

Cool:
Superhero’s and asians

Not Cool:
Unfinished crossword puzzles

Makes her happy:
Movie nights and popcorn,
hello kitty, tattoos, road trips,
energy drinks, boston terriers,
romance, sailors, txt msgs,
beaches, polaroids, snail mail,
getting flowers, photobooths,
dance parties, vintage, DIY,
random adventures, body piercing,
boys in tight pants,

Fave Films:
Fletch
Grindhouse
Dusk Til’ Dawn
Dawn Of The Dead
Kung Fu Hustle
The Princess Bride
American Beauty
True Romance

Check out Issay’s complete Suicide Girl Profile

Daily Snapshot: Lauren Walbridge

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When clicked, the following pictures lead to galleries that could cause hot flashes and hyperventilation.

You’ve been warned!

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Leave Spring Break with Memories, Not STDs

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spring break

It’s hardly a secret what’s on most students’ minds during spring break. The stereotypical checklist goes something like this: Get a tan, drink 12 beers, have sex. Repeat. (more…)

FIFA Uniform Malfunctions

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I don’t know if science has coined a term for soccer fetish, but what ever it is I’ve got it.

Artist John Vargas got these hot models to get naked so he could cover them up – with painted soccer uniforms, that is. These are the kind of Jersey Girls I want to meet.

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Check out the images in the full gallery after the jump! (more…)

Semi-Pro Fakes the Funk

Semi Pro

Throw comedy everyman Will Ferrell into a zany project that deals with the rise and fall of a lovable idiot and the outcome will be golden – that seems to be the thought process behind Semi-Pro, Ferrell’s first official bomb (even if it does well in theaters, which it will).

In Semi-Pro Will plays Jackie Moon, a loud-mouthed Lothario who owns, coaches and plays for the Flint Tropics, an absolutely terrible ABA basketball team on the verge of losing what little audience and respect they have. Luckily for Moon, the NBA wants to absorb a few teams from the ABA, giving his squad a chance to hit the big time. Of course, his ego gets in the way, trotting out lavish (on a budget) half time shows where the team dresses up in Seahorse and Flamingo costumes while getting down to “Love Sexy,” Moon’s disco excursion that gave him his one and only hit.

Going to any length to get his team some recognition, Moon makes a questionable trade involving an important team player (no spoilers here!) for Monix (Woody Harrelson), the Washed Up Legend Out to Prove His Worth. Let us not forget to mention Clarence ‘Coffee’ Black (Andre Benjamin) the Competent and Honest Basketball Player Out to Make His Mama Proud. The stereotypes run amok in Semi-Pro, but that’s expected. The problem here is the lack of original comedy. (more…)

Miss COED: Irina Sheik

Miss COED: Irina Sheik

Irina Sheik is a 22 year old Russian model that appeared in the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue as one of the 2007 Rookies and also makes an appearance in the 2008 edition.

Check out her Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

College Guy’s Guide to the Presidential Primaries

Election 2008

To a lot of Americans, the Presidential Primary system draws the same reaction as the vagina does to most guys. The vagina has been written about and explored so extensively, yet most of us guys don’t know how/why some stuff works. We are, however, born with the carnal knowledge that penis goes in, penis goes out – and that is 80 percent of the battle.

The Presidential primary season is kind of the same thing: the more you read into it, the more confusing it becomes. This article is the Penis Insertion Manual of Politics for those poor, misinformed souls who don’t have enough time to let it dominate their lives, and only concerned with satisfying their babe at a B-minus level. (more…)

Americans Suck at Sex… According to Durex Global Survey

The results of the 2007/2008 Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey results are in – and we Americans should be sad.

Americans spend nearly three hours every week grooming themselves, but less than one hour on foreplay and sexual intercourse. It’s no wonder that only 46% of us describe our love lives as exciting, or existent for that matter.

On average, Americans spend 35 minutes on foreplay and sexual intercourse each session. And since we have sex once every 4.3 days, that averages out to about 57 minutes per week – 14 minutes below the global average.

Durex also revealed that Americans are having a lot less sex than just about everyone else in the world, and when we do, less than half are fully satisfied. Great job, U.S.

Americans have sex just 85 times a year (about once every 4.3 days), well below the global average of 103 times (about once every 3.5 days), with only the Japanese (48 times), residents of Hong Kong (82 times) and Nigerians (84 times) having less sex.

Key findings about Americans compared to the world after the jump! (more…)

MMA Coming to CBS Primetime this Spring

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Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) has made a big move toward the mainstream as CBS is bringing the bone-crunching combat sport popularly known as “cage fighting,” to prime-time television this spring, the U.S. network said on Thursday.

Beginning in April or May, CBS plans to broadcast four MMA events each year as two-hour live specials airing on Saturday nights, a time period once reserved for such family fare as The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Bob Newhart Show and The Carol Burnett Show.

CBS executive Kelly Kahl told Reuters they would broadcast MMA matches as they are already presented on Showtime, with no special rules or alterations to tone down the level of violence.

He also said the CBS events would not be limited to MMA’s male stars. Some of the fights will feature the sport’s female stars. One of combatants, Gina Carano, currently appears as Crush on the NBC hit show American Gladiators. [Reuters]

COED Presents: The Best of Kimbo Slice

Daily Links: Paris Hilton Topless Pictures

Paris Hilton toplessParis Hilton Topless Pictures
[Grumpiest]

NJ Nets’ Dancers Are Dunking Divas
[Busted Coverage]

Rihanna in Leather [NSFW]
[Drunken Stepfather]

Biggest Mouth I’ve Seen
[Crave]

Jessica Simpson Is Not Ugly
[Hollywood Tuna]

Kate Beckinsale’s Vagina is a Tomb
[IDLYITW]

Drew Barrymore is a Bikini Babe
[Just Jared]

Starbucks!!
[Bastardly]

Steve Jobs is rich
[Valleywag]

Polar Cities to save us from horrible deaths
[Plenty]

Really Green Living
[College Candy]