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The Air Down There: Hawaii Chair

January 30, 2008 - 11:45 am By John - USMA

Now, look: I’m lazy as f***. I don’t go to the gym and don’t ever plan on purchasing any of these newfangled workout machines. But I will buy the Hawaii Chair.

Do you like sitting down? Of course you do. How about gyrating – you like that? What if there was a contraption that combined your love of sitting down and air-humping and helped you lose weight?

I know, I know – wishful thinking…right?

WRONG. Oh so wrong.

What is the Hawaii Chair, you ask? Well, it’s simple: it’s a chair that simulates hula dancing (read: virtual boning), enabling you to lose weight while doing daily tasks like hanging out, relaxing, taking a break and blogging. One wonders if a toilet-version of Hawaii Chair could help with constipation…

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