“Battle of the Bods” is Brutal

By COED Staff

Fox sure knows how to make brainless, uncomfortable programming.

If The Moment of Truth flirts with disaster, Battle of the Bods goes right for the jugular: it consists of five girls who compare each other’s assets on a scale from 1 to 5, in hopes of placing each other in the same rated order as three judge(mental) dudes watching them from behind a two-way mirror.

The girl who matches the judge’s decisions closest wins a cash prize.

American values, you’ve done it again!

Pervy guys ogling and judging girls who are vain enough to flaunt their bodies and judge other girls – sounds like your average Bridge & Tunnel night in NYC, or every night spot in L.A.

Yes, it’s no secret that we here at COED prize the female form; but whenever douchebags (and douchebaguettes) are involved in an arrogant display of douchebaggery, we don’t co-sign.