“Battle of the Bods” is Brutal

Battle of the Bods

Fox sure knows how to make brainless, uncomfortable programming.

If The Moment of Truth flirts with disaster, Battle of the Bods goes right for the jugular: it consists of five girls who compare each other’s assets on a scale from 1 to 5, in hopes of placing each other in the same rated order as three judge(mental) dudes watching them from behind a two-way mirror.

The girl who matches the judge’s decisions closest wins a cash prize.

American values, you’ve done it again!

Pervy guys ogling and judging girls who are vain enough to flaunt their bodies and judge other girls – sounds like your average Bridge & Tunnel night in NYC, or every night spot in L.A.

Yes, it’s no secret that we here at COED prize the female form; but whenever douchebags (and douchebaguettes) are involved in an arrogant display of douchebaggery, we don’t co-sign.

2 Comments on "“Battle of the Bods” is Brutal"

  1. Ricardo says:
    Fri, 25th Jan 2008  4:33 pm 

    OMG! 200 Is not even the half of a LOUIS VUITTON PURSE!!!

    OMG HALP

  2. david says:
    Sun, 17th May 2009  10:32 pm 

    glen marie is the sexiest girl on the show she should pose in an adult magazine, stacy is hot 2 she looks like a thicker jamie gertz

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