COED Presents: America’s Top 20 Drunkest Athletes

January 22, 2008 - 2:00 pm By John - USMA

drunken athletes

Last July, COED featured pictures of a sloshed Eli Manning throwing down karaoke style. Due to the Giants making it to the Superbowl last Sunday, those infamous pictures have resurfaced with a vengeance, appearing on nearly every sports blog on the internet.

The popularity of the pics led us to compile a list of America’s Top 20 Drunkest Athletes on the internet. These guys are rich, famous, and enjoy throwing down a few beers after a hard day at work.

Make sure you click the pictures to view the galleries and vote at the bottom for who you think is America’s Drunkest Athlete.

#20 Plaxico Burress – New York Giants

#19 Adam Morrison – Charlotte Bobcats
Adam Morrison drunk

#18 Antonio Pierce – New York Giants

#17 David Ortiz - Boston Red Sox
David ortiz drunk

#16 Derek Jeter – New York Yankees

derek jeter drunk

#15 Eli Manning - New York Giants

#14 Jimmy Johnson – NFL Coach and former Superbowl champ

#13 John Daly – PGA Golfer

#12 Kyle Orton – Chicago Bears

#11 Matt Flynn - LSU Football QB
Matt Flynn drunk edit

#10 Matt Leinart – Arizona Cardinals

#9 David Beckham – Los Angeles Galaxy
David Beckham drunk

#8 Mike Dunleavy, Jr. – Indiana Pacers
Mike Dunleavy, Jr. drunk

#7 Randy Wolfe – Philadelphia Phillies

#6 Eli Manning (Part. 2) – New York Giants

#5 Ryan Howard – Philadelphia Phillies
ryan howard drunk

#4 Ben Roethlisberger - Pittsburgh Steelers

#3 Steve Nash - Phoenix Suns

#2 Dirk Nowitzki - Dallas Mavericks

#1 Joe Namath - NY Jets

Who do you think is America’s Drunkest Athlete?

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George says:

January 23, 2008 at 12:31 pm

and what about Diego Maradona?
take a look at this: http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331904

Annon says:

January 23, 2008 at 2:51 pm

Eli Manning is on there twice?

Dustin says:

January 23, 2008 at 2:53 pm

No hockey players? It’s a fact that 80% of the league are a bunch of drunks.

me says:

January 23, 2008 at 3:53 pm

Bode Miller

cw says:

January 23, 2008 at 4:47 pm

How in the F could you leave off Wade Boggs?

CR says:

January 23, 2008 at 5:34 pm

In response to Dustin’s question, “No hockey players? It’s a fact that 80% of the league are a bunch of drunks.” I’ll have you know that my drinking team has a hockey problem. So that’s probably why there aren’t any.

A says:

January 23, 2008 at 8:11 pm

im not as think as you stonned i am

Chuck Berry says:

January 23, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Dude, that Dunleavy pic is friggin hilarious. That dude is seriously trashed.

stevo says:

January 23, 2008 at 10:20 pm

How about Tony Romo?

RP says:

January 24, 2008 at 11:59 am

plenty of these guys aren’t american…

aaron says:

January 24, 2008 at 8:20 pm

steve nash is a ninja and ninjas don’t drink!

joe says:

January 25, 2008 at 8:43 pm

how the fuck did Kerry Collins not make this list?

Miller says:

January 25, 2008 at 11:27 pm

What about Bode Miller the skier who was kicked out of the Olympics for competing drunk.

fhtrkstr101 says:

January 26, 2008 at 11:50 am

What about Bode Miller?

Or even the origional drunken athlete, Babe Ruth?

Tim Young says:

January 26, 2008 at 1:27 pm

uhhh why inst Bodey Miller up here?

Editor says:

January 26, 2008 at 3:40 pm

By popular demand here is a pic of Bode Miller smashed. http://www.nrk.no/img/570864.jpeg
although he’s holding a coke bottle and not a beer we all know he couldn’t stand upright without the support of that sexy blonde on his left.

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