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COED Presents: America’s Top 20 Drunkest Athletes

January 22, 2008     Posted in Sports

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Last July, COED featured pictures of a sloshed Eli Manning throwing down karaoke style. Due to the Giants making it to the Superbowl last Sunday, those infamous pictures have resurfaced with a vengeance, appearing on nearly every sports blog on the internet.

The popularity of the pics led us to compile a list of America’s Top 20 Drunkest Athletes on the internet. These guys are rich, famous, and enjoy throwing down a few beers after a hard day at work.

Make sure you click the pictures to view the galleries and vote at the bottom for who you think is America’s Drunkest Athlete.

#20 Plaxico Burress – New York Giants
plaxico burress drunk

#19 Adam Morrison – Charlotte Bobcats
Adam Morrison drunk

#18 Antonio Pierce – New York Giants
Antonio Pierce

#17 David Ortiz - Boston Red Sox
David ortiz drunk

#16 Derek Jeter – New York Yankees

derek jeter drunk

#15 Eli Manning - New York Giants
Eli Manning drunk karaoke

#14 Jimmy Johnson – NFL Coach and former Superbowl champ
Jimmy Johnson drunk

#13 John Daly – PGA Golfer
John Daly drunk edit

#12 Kyle Orton – Chicago Bears
Kyle Orton drunke dit

#11 Matt Flynn - LSU Football QB
Matt Flynn drunk edit

#10 Matt Leinart – Arizona Cardinals
Matt Leinart drunk

#9 David Beckham – Los Angeles Galaxy
David Beckham drunk

#8 Mike Dunleavy, Jr. – Indiana Pacers
Mike Dunleavy, Jr. drunk

#7 Randy Wolfe – Philadelphia Phillies
Randy Wolfe

#6 Eli Manning (Part. 2) – New York Giants
eli manning drunk

#5 Ryan Howard – Philadelphia Phillies
ryan howard drunk

#4 Ben Roethlisberger - Pittsburgh Steelers
Ben Roethlisberger

#3 Steve Nash - Phoenix Suns
Steve Nash drunk

#2 Dirk Nowitzki - Dallas Mavericks
Dirk Nowitzk drunk

#1 Joe Namath - NY Jets

Who do you think is America’s Drunkest Athlete?

Comments

28 Responses to “COED Presents: America’s Top 20 Drunkest Athletes”
  1. George says:

    and what about Diego Maradona?
    take a look at this: http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331904

  2. Annon says:

    Eli Manning is on there twice?

  3. Dustin says:

    No hockey players? It's a fact that 80% of the league are a bunch of drunks.

  4. me says:

    Bode Miller

  5. cw says:

    How in the F could you leave off Wade Boggs?

  6. CR says:

    In response to Dustin's question, "No hockey players? It’s a fact that 80% of the league are a bunch of drunks." I'll have you know that my drinking team has a hockey problem. So that's probably why there aren't any.

  7. A says:

    im not as think as you stonned i am

  8. Chuck Berry says:

    Dude, that Dunleavy pic is friggin hilarious. That dude is seriously trashed.

  9. RP says:

    plenty of these guys aren't american…

  10. aaron says:

    steve nash is a ninja and ninjas don't drink!

  11. joe says:

    how the fuck did Kerry Collins not make this list?

  12. Miller says:

    What about Bode Miller the skier who was kicked out of the Olympics for competing drunk.

  13. fhtrkstr101 says:

    What about Bode Miller?

    Or even the origional drunken athlete, Babe Ruth?

  14. Tim Young says:

    uhhh why inst Bodey Miller up here?

  15. Editor says:

    By popular demand here is a pic of Bode Miller smashed. http://www.nrk.no/img/570864.jpeg
    although he's holding a coke bottle and not a beer we all know he couldn't stand upright without the support of that sexy blonde on his left.

  16. cherry4fun says:

    Great list! Did you all dudes see other funny photos and stuff on an intimate dating club casualfriends.com/photo/FWB? Check out and found them out! Good luck!

  17. duders says:

    If you wanna see some dank pictures of Kyle Orton drunk as hell check this ish:
    http://luolsdong.blogspot.com/2007/12/vote-of-con

  18. the chief says:

    the lack of chris berman invalidates this list.

  19. ZappoMan says:

    "I don't care about the Jets. I wanna kiss you!"

    "Joe's just a happy guy."
    "Now, isn't he?!"
    "Yep… he's a happy guy."

    Holy SHIT! That's awesome!