COED Presents: America’s Top 20 Drunkest Athletes

drunken athletes

Last July, COED featured pictures of a sloshed Eli Manning throwing down karaoke style. Due to the Giants making it to the Superbowl last Sunday, those infamous pictures have resurfaced with a vengeance, appearing on nearly every sports blog on the internet.

The popularity of the pics led us to compile a list of America’s Top 20 Drunkest Athletes on the internet. These guys are rich, famous, and enjoy throwing down a few beers after a hard day at work.

Make sure you click the pictures to view the galleries and vote at the bottom for who you think is America’s Drunkest Athlete.

#20 Plaxico Burress – New York Giants
plaxico burress drunk

#19 Adam Morrison – Charlotte Bobcats
Adam Morrison drunk

#18 Antonio Pierce – New York Giants
Antonio Pierce

#17 David Ortiz - Boston Red Sox
David ortiz drunk

#16 Derek Jeter – New York Yankees

derek jeter drunk

#15 Eli Manning - New York Giants
Eli Manning drunk karaoke

#14 Jimmy Johnson – NFL Coach and former Superbowl champ
Jimmy Johnson drunk

#13 John Daly – PGA Golfer
John Daly drunk edit

#12 Kyle Orton – Chicago Bears
Kyle Orton drunke dit

#11 Matt Flynn - LSU Football QB
Matt Flynn drunk edit

#10 Matt Leinart – Arizona Cardinals
Matt Leinart drunk

#9 David Beckham – Los Angeles Galaxy
David Beckham drunk

#8 Mike Dunleavy, Jr. – Indiana Pacers
Mike Dunleavy, Jr. drunk

#7 Randy Wolfe – Philadelphia Phillies
Randy Wolfe

#6 Eli Manning (Part. 2) – New York Giants
eli manning drunk

#5 Ryan Howard – Philadelphia Phillies
ryan howard drunk

#4 Ben Roethlisberger - Pittsburgh Steelers
Ben Roethlisberger

#3 Steve Nash - Phoenix Suns
Steve Nash drunk

#2 Dirk Nowitzki - Dallas Mavericks
Dirk Nowitzk drunk

#1 Joe Namath - NY Jets

Who do you think is America’s Drunkest Athlete?

27 Comments on "COED Presents: America’s Top 20 Drunkest Athletes"

  1. George says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 2008  12:31 pm 

    and what about Diego Maradona?
    take a look at this: http://www.spymac.com/details/?2331904

  2. Annon says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 2008  2:51 pm 

    Eli Manning is on there twice?

  3. Dustin says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 2008  2:53 pm 

    No hockey players? It’s a fact that 80% of the league are a bunch of drunks.

  4. me says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 2008  3:53 pm 

    Bode Miller

  5. cw says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 2008  4:47 pm 

    How in the F could you leave off Wade Boggs?

  6. CR says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 2008  5:34 pm 

    In response to Dustin’s question, “No hockey players? It’s a fact that 80% of the league are a bunch of drunks.” I’ll have you know that my drinking team has a hockey problem. So that’s probably why there aren’t any.

  7. A says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 2008  8:11 pm 

    im not as think as you stonned i am

  8. Chuck Berry says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 2008  9:35 pm 

    Dude, that Dunleavy pic is friggin hilarious. That dude is seriously trashed.

  9. stevo says:
    Wed, 23rd Jan 2008  10:20 pm 

    How about Tony Romo?

  10. RP says:
    Thu, 24th Jan 2008  11:59 am 

    plenty of these guys aren’t american…

  11. aaron says:
    Thu, 24th Jan 2008  8:20 pm 

    steve nash is a ninja and ninjas don’t drink!

  12. joe says:
    Fri, 25th Jan 2008  8:43 pm 

    how the fuck did Kerry Collins not make this list?

  13. Miller says:
    Fri, 25th Jan 2008  11:27 pm 

    What about Bode Miller the skier who was kicked out of the Olympics for competing drunk.

  14. fhtrkstr101 says:
    Sat, 26th Jan 2008  11:50 am 

    What about Bode Miller?

    Or even the origional drunken athlete, Babe Ruth?

  15. Tim Young says:
    Sat, 26th Jan 2008  1:27 pm 

    uhhh why inst Bodey Miller up here?

  16. Editor says:
    Sat, 26th Jan 2008  3:40 pm 

    By popular demand here is a pic of Bode Miller smashed. http://www.nrk.no/img/570864.jpeg
    although he’s holding a coke bottle and not a beer we all know he couldn’t stand upright without the support of that sexy blonde on his left.

  17. cherry4fun says:
    Sun, 27th Jan 2008  8:24 pm 

    Great list! Did you all dudes see other funny photos and stuff on an intimate dating club casualfriends.com/photo/FWB? Check out and found them out! Good luck!

  18. duders says:
    Tue, 29th Jan 2008  12:45 am 

    If you wanna see some dank pictures of Kyle Orton drunk as hell check this ish:

    http://luolsdong.blogspot.com/2007/12/vote-of-confidence.html

  19. the chief says:
    Fri, 1st Feb 2008  3:56 pm 

    the lack of chris berman invalidates this list.

  20. ZappoMan says:
    Sat, 2nd Feb 2008  5:27 am 

    “I don’t care about the Jets. I wanna kiss you!”

    “Joe’s just a happy guy.”
    “Now, isn’t he?!”
    “Yep… he’s a happy guy.”

    Holy SHIT! That’s awesome!

  21. Jack Daniels says:
    Thu, 18th Sep 2008  9:35 am 

    Al Unser, Jr.’s liver is solid concrete by now. His mug shot after drinking and driving is available online. He should be on this list replacing one of the two Eli listings.

  22. clayton d chriswell says:
    Thu, 2nd Oct 2008  1:44 pm 

    it is ever man or womans right as a human to get as sloshed as possible ive never looked at this sight but damn i want to party with Steve Nash

  23. justin says:
    Fri, 13th Mar 2009  4:41 pm 

    that doesn’t look like matt flynn from LSU.

  24. Sports2Debate says:
    Thu, 26th Mar 2009  4:06 pm 

    Haha, nice feature!

  25. ncnwjooenow213e12e41 says:
    Fri, 19th Jun 2009  8:47 pm 

    what about kenny powers

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