WTF is wrong with the world?!

Another actor trying to be a politician/activist? Sorry, me thinks we have enough of those. Between Sean Penn, Tim Robbins and all the old West Wing actors, there is enough crazy to go around – don’t do this George.

You are the ultimate guy’s guy, and the future will probably put you in the same category as Jack Nicholson, but if you do this – there is no turning back. You were great in Oceans 11-13, amazing in Syriana, but hands down the worst Batman imaginable. That’s a sign dude. If you do this, you move from epic guy movie actor to political anti-war douche.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a huge proponent of the war but you are an actor with no real tie to military strategy. My brother and 3 of my cousins are in Tikrit for past 2 years, and that blows – but they made a commitment. If you start trolliping the globe “speaking out,” you will go the way of Tim Robbins. That, my dear man, is the darkest loneliest douchiest path an actor can go. He went from Bull Durham, arguably one of the greatest baseball movies to the Shawshank Redemption. Not that Shawshank was bad (if you are into that), but getting tied up by Susan Sarandon kicks a**. Look at him now George, he is a hippie liberal douche – the highest level of douchbaggery.

With Cheadle and Brad Pitt, Clooney has raised money for refugees through the “Not On Our Watch” charity and helped draw attention to the crisis in Darfur in western Sudan. It is because of that work, that the U.N. is reaching out to George now – so that he can “make the world aware of crucial international political and social issues.” Yaaawwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn…got news for you dude, we know. We TOTALLY got the memo and don’t need a special messenger.

Look George…seriously…you seem determined to do this, so fine. But you need to be careful, because the moment you start “Rah, Rah – War Sucks! Down with America!” you will be back doing the Facts of Life reunion talk-show circuit. You have come too far for that George, you are better than that. If you are sure you want your political 15 seconds – you better be careful…don’t make me sell my Clooney collection.