Winning Titles from the 25th Annual AVAs

AVN AWARDS

The 25th annual AVN Awards took place in Las Vegas over the weekend, and as expected, Evil Anal 2 won for Best Couples Scene. I mean really – was there any competition? With that said, I was quite shocked to see A** Worship 10 take home the award for Best Anal-Themed Release.

(Anal-themed! Seriously, that is undeniably awesome.)

Guys love pornos for their ridiculous movie titles as much as the content within (well…almost as much). How could I ever forget my first video, I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus? Poetry in motion.

Why don’t we take a look at some of the title highlights from this years AVN’s.

Best All-Girl Series
Title: Women Seeking Women

Best Alternative Release
Title: Buttman at Nudes a Poppin’ 20

Best Anal Sex Scene – Video
Title: Big Wet A**es 10

Best Anal-Themed Release
Title: A** Worship 10

Best Big Bust Series
Title: Big Natural Breasts

Best Classic DVD
Title: Debbie Does Dallas, Definitive Collector’s Edition

Best Couples Sex Scene – Video
Title: Evil Anal 2

Best Ethnic-Themed Release – Asian
Title: Anabolic Asians 5

Best Ethnic-Themed Release – Black
Title: Big Black Wet Butts 7

Best Ethnic-Themed Series – Latin
Title: Chicks & Salsa

Best Foreign All-Sex Series
Title: A** Jazz

Best Specialty Release – Other Genre
Title: C*m on My Tattoo 3

Best Squirting Series
Title: Jada Fire Is Squirtwoman

Best Transsexual Series
Title: Transsexual Prostitutes

Best MILF Release
Title: It’s a Mommy Thing

on a more serious note:

Best Actor – Film
Actor: Tom Byron
Title: Layout

Best Actor – Video
Actor: Brad Armstrong
Title: Coming Home

Best Actress – Film
Actress: Penny Flame
Title: Layout

Best Actress – Video
Actress: Eva Angelina
Title: Upload

Best New Starlet
Actress: Bree Olson

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