And here it is, the racy picture of Mayor Carmen Kontur Gronquist in a black bra and panties that sent Arlington, Oregon residents into a tizzy:

Now let’s be as subjective as possible here, people.

Mayor Carmen Kontur Gronquist is 42-year-old mayor in a small town. I bet your mayor doesn’t look half as good as this. As a matter of fact, Gronquist looks pretty damn fine, considering. She’s hot in that local supermarket MILF kind of way.

Any Arlington resident complaining about their city being portrayed in a poor manner due to this photo needs to stop pretending that f***ing Arlington, Orgeon had an image to begin with.

It’s funny how buff firefighters can pose semi-nude in calendars and nobody bats an eye; but when a picture of a female mayor surfaces (taken before she was in office, mind you) the entire world casts a critical eye. More importantly, the picture wasn’t even “hidden” – it was on her MySpace profile, proving that Gronquist herself found no reason to be embarrassed by it.

Adding insult to injury is this whiny douche, who somehow makes this a case of a politician not caring about what “the people” think. I’ll bet dollars to donuts the author of the article attends strip clubs at odd hours during the week and cheats on his wife. It’s always that way: the biggest complainers of small issues usually whine to cover their own pathetic ass (or they’re fat).

When Gronquist lets toddlers roam the streets naked with pedophiles, get back to me. Until then, the city/town/sinkhole known as Arlington, Oregon should be happy they’re even getting name-checked in the media, let alone for having a somewhat-hot mayor.

Carmen Kontur Gronquist: a mayor that shouldn’t have to cover her own ass.