Katy Perry Says “Ur So Gay”

Because it’s searching oh-so-well on the Internet at the moment (thanks Google!), Katy Perry’s novelty song “Ur So Gay” is featured after the jump.

Katy Perry is poised to become 2008’s “it” girl, following the path of Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Rihanna, Ms. Dynamite, Tweet and other R&Bratty female singers that say naughty things and wear tomorrow’s fashion trends today while struggling with fame and drug addiction in the hopes of becoming martyrs before they turn 30, ’cause nobody wants to hear about a woman’s life after 30.

I should just go ahead and buy the rights to WhenWillKatyPerryDie.com right now.

She is very cute, though. I’ll give her a free pass until her first scandal crops up.

Check out “Ur So Gay” (complete with lyrics) after the jump.

Lyrics, please:

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You b*tch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
Oh no no no no no no no
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like… PENIS