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Heidi Montag: Please Date Me!

January 8, 2008 - 12:00 pm By Steve - Seton Hall

The Hills‘ seductress Heidi Montag will grace the cover of Maxim Magazine (sans Spencer Pratt, thank the gods) in the upcoming February 2008 issue.

If you’re an avid user of COED you’ll know that I have a not-so-secret crush on Heidi Montag. She’s been twice featured as Miss COED and has many articles in the archives (written by me, of course) about how delicious her knockers look in a bikini.

As you will see in the following gallery featuring her Maxim pictures, Heidi has reached a new level of hotness – if she ever follows through on dumping Spencer she can email me and I will take her out for a steak dinner at Shenanigan’s. I’m a classy guy.

Heidi Montag topless Maxim gallery after the jump!

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		Tags: Bikini, heidi_montag, Maxim-Magazine, maxim_magazine, Miss-COED, mtv, secret_crush, seductress, shenanigan, spencer, steak_dinner, the-hills

Christian says:

January 14, 2008 at 2:56 pm

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again….God bless you COED Mag, for bringing Heidi to my attention!
Cherry says:

January 19, 2008 at 6:40 am

I do not want to date her. Maybe she has herpes, Jessica has. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ By the way, there are many hot forum and blog topic at herpes dating site pozgroup.com, you may be interested in some of them.
selina says:

January 24, 2008 at 5:03 am

what a beautiful girl and what a pity
tjr08 says:

July 6, 2008 at 7:06 pm

Olsen Twin vs. Spencer Pratt

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/olsen_twin_vs_spencer_pratt.htm
coffee says:

January 4, 2009 at 2:32 am

wow wow wow

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