Get Classy with a XYXX Condom Case

By John

Girls like dopey cute guys, but not the types that fumble around with condom wrappers and put the safety net on backwards. That’s not dopey or cute – it’s stupid and embarrassing.

Also, stuffing a pack of condoms in your pocket not only looks ridiculous (responsible, but ridiculous) but also may look quite unattractive to females. Would you be turned on by a girl with condoms visibly stuffed in her pants pocket? Don’t answer that.

XYXX has designed a Condom Case that’s as slim as an iPod – and just as sleek. The case slides open like most cell phones (and whores), revealing a ring of condoms.

The rest is up to you, fair warrior.

One part of me laughs at the idea of carrying around yet another cell-phone sized package in my pocket (and I don’t mean that package – I promise that’s slightly larger than a cell phone). Then again, women carry around their birth control pills in fancy wood boxes and cookie tins, so what do I know? Only a supreme a**hole could really find fault with you carrying around an anti-babymaker box.

Just don’t mistake it for a lighter when drunk…or do. At the very least, it’s a great conversation piece; at the worst it’s a tell-tale sign for women to avoid you, the guy who uses condoms so often that he purchased a macho pill box to carry them in. Your call.