Vagina in a Cup: the Future of Male Masturbation?
Vagina in a Cup is not like D*** in a Box. It’s not a parody. In fact, it’s quite serious – if you consider sticking your dong in a cup a serious matter.
Produced by Tenga, a Japanese company (obviously), Vagina in a Cup is, well…I better let the fine folks at Tenga explain what it does:
“A deep ‘sucking’ sensation made possible by a special structure. Special valves create a virtual vacuum inside the cup, to deliver an amazing sucking sensation. And, the unique pinched-in shape helps to achieve an unparalleled tightness. These advanced features combine with an arousing ‘slurping’ sound and vibration to give you the feeling that you’re enjoying a real deep throat experience.”
These sex products get me so angry sometimes – not because of what they promise, but for my pride being too high to take the plunge and try them out.
I’m a wuss, plain and simple.
C’mon, let’s get serious: you would try it. Yes, you. I don’t care if you’re sexually satisfied – it’s intriguing. I’m not going to feel ashamed for being intrigued, and neither should you.
You’re afraid that Vagina in a Cup may be better than sex, aren’t you? Me too. It could be…who knows? Have you tried it? No, seriously – have you?
Somebody out there please place your member in the onanicup, do your duty and report back to me as soon as possible. Even if you regret it, I won’t regret you telling me all about it.
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Seems like there is a double standard with sex toys. Girls can talk openly about there "Bob's" but I dare some guy to talk about his.
how much does it cost and where can I get one?
best thing about this product, it doesn't talk back. it doesn't get mad if you get a blowjob from a girl. but those times that you wake up and no girl around and have a need to quell an urge.it's there no questions asked. yes i've got one and i use it quite often. you just need to add some warming lube of some kind to replicate the warmth and "wetness" of a mouth. other than it's as good as advertised. don't fear it, get it
This product is currently only sold in Japan. At first, I was thinking; "Those Lucky Japanese!"
Then I read the FAQ, question two…
whats wrong with the old palm works everyday 4 me an i always have it with me hahahaha
Does it wash dishes ?
Patrick, it doesn't wash dishes but it will provide you with a warm drink if you turn it upside down. Enjoy!
suck it
mmmmmm
actually the cups are rather good. was skeptical but ordered online anyway after seeing the tenga cup video on youtube and followed the link there to a online shop called tengatango.com