Top-ranked tennis star Andy Roddick is a lucky bastard. Not only does he bank in a sport that doesn’t garner too much media attention (besides that whole Martina Hingis cocaine thing), but he’s “dating” (read: consistently boning) Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker.
It must be said that Decker has a killer body. But her face? In some pictures it looks lovely and striking; in others it looks…whorish. That’s a good thing, mind you: most men (like myself) enjoy – how can I put this without being too offensive – beautiful sluts.
I hate this Andy Roddick guy. What kind of man plays tennis for a living whilst boning supermodels? Oh, there are quite a few of those types, I guess.
My new goal for 2008: become an international male tennis star with loads of money and models dangling off my junk. Yeah…that’s gonna happen very soon.
Check out Brooklyn Decker’s photo gallery after the jump.
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I’ve met Brooklyn at a sports award show a little over a year ago. Her modeling photos don’t do her justice. She is very beautiful in person and much more attractive than her photo shoots perceive her to be.
You clearly no nothing about tennis…and from your comments, you are probably single too. Why is it that men who couldn’t get a girl if they tried are always the ones who talk only about a woman’s face and/or body? Besides, no woman with any brains (and most likely those without brains too) would think about giving you the time of day. Good luck with your “writing” career, Mike.
How dare you say horrible things about Brooklyn? She is the most beatiful woman I’ve ever seen. Do not call her a slut!
so sweet girl,i love her.she is famous on “Tallmingle.com”,many fans of her talk her all the time.
is she tall???
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She has my whole-hearted support.She is super beautiful and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?