Top-ranked tennis star Andy Roddick is a lucky bastard. Not only does he bank in a sport that doesn’t garner too much media attention (besides that whole Martina Hingis cocaine thing), but he’s “dating” (read: consistently boning) Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker.
It must be said that Decker has a killer body. But her face? In some pictures it looks lovely and striking; in others it looks…whorish. That’s a good thing, mind you: most men (like myself) enjoy – how can I put this without being too offensive – beautiful sluts.
I hate this Andy Roddick guy. What kind of man plays tennis for a living whilst boning supermodels? Oh, there are quite a few of those types, I guess.
My new goal for 2008: become an international male tennis star with loads of money and models dangling off my junk. Yeah…that’s gonna happen very soon.
Check out Brooklyn Decker’s photo gallery after the jump.
[With Leather via On 205th via Yardbarker]
Homer says:
Sun, 6th Jan 2008 4:16 pm
I’ve met Brooklyn at a sports award show a little over a year ago. Her modeling photos don’t do her justice. She is very beautiful in person and much more attractive than her photo shoots perceive her to be.
cheyenne says:
Tue, 8th Jan 2008 1:24 am
You clearly no nothing about tennis…and from your comments, you are probably single too. Why is it that men who couldn’t get a girl if they tried are always the ones who talk only about a woman’s face and/or body? Besides, no woman with any brains (and most likely those without brains too) would think about giving you the time of day. Good luck with your “writing” career, Mike.
Nobody says:
Thu, 10th Jan 2008 2:16 am
How dare you say horrible things about Brooklyn? She is the most beatiful woman I’ve ever seen. Do not call her a slut!
cora says:
Wed, 16th Jan 2008 9:42 pm
so sweet girl,i love her.she is famous on “Tallmingle.com”,many fans of her talk her all the time.
is she tall???
Harsh says:
Thu, 14th Feb 2008 4:59 am
Wanna Have a Look At Top Ten Sexy Legs
http://coolbollycelebs.blogspot.com
Tree says:
Tue, 8th Apr 2008 8:00 am
She has my whole-hearted support.She is super beautiful and large sexy.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site “W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what relation she want in this site? Dose she really searching her new love here?
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