Charm Suicide
Age 20

Cool:
Europe, glass, death, photography,
painting, the coollighting in airports,
dreams, strangers, black ribbons,
french, playing the violin, art history,
theory, my arm, china, travel travel
and travel

Not Cool:
Arguments, drama, being poor,
being stuck

Makes her happy:
Intellectual stimulation, people
watching, traveling, the smell of
old books, tickling Chris.

Makes her sad:
Departure, failure, losing something,
the past, denial

Fave Bands:
Explosions In The Sky
The Smiths, Sigur Ros
The Dresden Dolls, Amiina
The Velvet Underground
New Order, Placebo, Beck
Charlotte Gainsbourg

Fave Films:
Fallen Angeles — duo luo tian shi
2046, The Dreamers, Amelie, Noi
Lost In Translation, Donnie Darko
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Band a part

Check out her complete Suicide Girl Profile

You can take away their clothes, but don’t you dare take away their poor excuse for a job.

Nude models are currently on strike, seeking higher pay and fixed contracts. Male and female nude models protested in Italy, where only 50 out of 300 models have full-time contracts.

Incredibly unfair and unfortunate, right? Yeah…no.

Who in their right mind considers nude modeling a full-time career, let alone one worth protesting? My mind is positively boggled – can they really be serious? (more…)

Preorder “Great DJ” on The Ting Tings official website.

Jenny is a student at ASU and loves her sorority sisters. During her free time Jenny is a swim teacher when not juggling jobs at Abercrombie, Student Body marketing and 944 Magazine.

Check out Jenny Stathos’ Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

This is easily one of the most nutso stories out today.

Daniel Corogeanu, a former priest in Romania, was sentenced to seven years in prison for the 2005 murder of Maricica Irina Cornici, a nun marked as having the Devil inside her.

If that wasn’t odd enough, the way she died is: Corogeanu and four nuns subjected Cornici to a full-blown exorcism, bounding her to a cross and leaving her without food and water for four days. Strangle marks were also found around her neck.

I would usually state that strangle marks indicate foul play, but I think the crucifixion of a young, helpless woman may be considered foul play altogether. (more…)

I am 22 years old. I tend to be attracted to older men. And still, I find myself hooking up with men who have absolutely no clue what they are doing in bed.

I don’t mean little things, like being unable to unzip my dress with one hand, or getting all tangled in the sheets forcing us to pause the action in order to perform a rescue. Those little things I can overlook.

What I can’t overlook is a Law Student’s inability to last longer than 3 minutes. Or to figure out where on earth a woman’s clitoris is.

What is the problem here? Did these boys learn nothing from sex education? And what about common sense? I mean, come on, who ever thought pushing a girl’s head towards your nether regions was a good form of foreplay? (more…)

Even reporting on this makes me sick: a shocking video of Heath Ledger snorting cocaine at a party has surfaced (read: Entertainment Tonight bought it for $200,000).

The video, set to air on ET tonight, has since been pulled, out of respect for Ledger’s family.

I’m sure ET was being respectful when they bought the footage in the first place.

The hullabaloo surrounding Legder’s death is spinning out of control. Drugs, of course, were the dealbreaker in his demise; that much we know. But unearthing an old video of him indulging in the drug of denial doesn’t reveal anything new or relevant to anybody. It does, however, prove the entire affair is just a CASH-IN FOR BOTTOM-FEEDING TABLOID NAZIS.

There’s no sympathy for the dead in the land of “top story” blogs and “exclusive photo” paps. Hell, I’m guilty as charged as well – I’m letting this bother me enough to blog about it.

Exploiting the death of Ledger through “final pictures,” “exclusive interviews” and “shocking videos” is disgusting. I follow suit in reporting this because, well, you want to read about it. It’s “news,” right?

Here’s an idea, bloggers and readers: go outside. Do something relevant. Get the f** away from the computer for a moment and stop obsessing over celebrities.

Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert’s Lesbian Make-Out [Egotastic]

How A Girls Apartment Proves She’s Single and Unlaid [College Candy]

Mary Kate Olsen haunts my dreams [Bastardly]

This is the reporter that asked Tom Brady to marry her [Losers with Socks]

Men’s Figure Skating Championship Ends in Tears [Barstool Sports]

Jay Crawford Football Trick Impresses Super Bowl Media [Busted Coverage]

Arizona police busy chasing Super Bowl hookers and pimps [East Valley Tribune]

Ashlee Simpson Topless Pictures [Grumpiest]

How one blogger came to root this week for the Giants [Rumors and Rants]

Doesn’t Matt Leinart have a child to take care of? [Access Hollywood]

Erin Andrews is ridiculous [on205th.com]

Corey Worthington got his ass beat on video [Dlisted]

Justin Timberlake’s Hilarious Amazon Commercial [Just Jared]

Katherine Heigl Is The Most Desirable [Hollywood Tuna]

A Benjamin Franklin expert reveals his controversial theory about the discovery of electricity. Witness history told as it’s never been told before…Drunk.

(Via Funny Or Die)