Paris Hilton’s “The Hottie and the Nottie”

December 21, 2007 Posted in Entertainment, Movies, Video

Hottie and the Nottie

Paris Hilton is a lot of things – loaded, dumb, whorish – but an actor isn’t one of them, as evidenced by The Hottie and the Nottie, her latest foray into film.

In The Hottie and the Nottie (clever!) Hilton plays some hot chick who some rail-thin, awkwardly-cute dude (Hollywood’s new favorite movie accessory) has liked since grade school. The problem is, Hilton’s character is still BFF with her childhood friend, some fugly girl with bad hygiene and fashion that could be hot – with some help. You know where this one is going.

I don’t remember any of the character’s names. Why should I? I don’t even have to make fun of this one, folks – it’s that bad. Please don’t see this in theaters, not even as a joke.

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PKreds says:

December 21, 2007 at 7:24 am

considering the fact that 'June' is played by Christine Lakin, better known as 'Al Lambert' from Step by Step…. I would still have sex with her.

just as I wanted to sleep with 'Cody Lambert' when he was in the new 'Kickboxer' movie

I am so alone.
JR says:

April 30, 2008 at 5:47 pm

The actress playing the Nottie is better looking than the one playing the Hottie, ironical isn't it ?
tito says:

May 1, 2008 at 4:33 am

can anyone tell me why movies like this even get funding. its sad because there are so many great film makers out there that can never put together budget. I bet the guy decided to fund this movie because paris hilton gave him a hand job