Hot Boxxx Your Porn Collection

If you’re single with no friends (or completely shameless about your porn watching) the Hot Boxxx may be just the tech item for you this holiday season.

For the monthly price of $9.99 for an allotted amount of minutes, FyreTV’s set-top box hooks up through a DSL connection and provides users with full access to a vast library of porn online, with fully-loaded search options to find your favorite porn star and/or scene.

The box streams video at DVD quality without any buffering to slow up the movie’s pace – or your pace. Let’s be honest here, people.

FyreTV has released a beta version of their set-top box with benefits late last week, with thousands of videos available from adult content providers like Red Light District, Critical X and other porn production studios you pretend not to know about.

The biggest disadvantage to this XXXbox is justifying a monthly price for porn you can easily find online – for free in some most cases. And while saving your computer from deadly viruses and incriminating evidence of porn browsing may be a plus, having a porn-only box set up in your living room doesn’t look so right when having company over. Unless they’re into it. Then that’s awesome.

If you’re a porn enthusiast with zero inhibition, I salute you – and recommend trying out the beta trial. Tell me how it is. I’m too scared to find out on my own. Shoot me.