Alycia Lane Brings the Pain!

The New York Post reported that Philly’s fiesty, Emmy Award-winning anchorwoman Alycia Lane was arrested after calling a female cop a “dyke b*tch” then punching her in the face. Sexy anchorwoman meltdowns are so hot right now.

Lane, 35, was riding around with her boy-toy Chris Booker (also a media personality in Philly; he’s a DJ at Q102) when a slow-moving car in front of them (full of cops, natch) got on the couple’s nerves. Once the officers pulled over their cab and confronted the two rabblerousers Lane decided it would be a great idea to start snapping pictures of the incident as it unfolded.

Attitudes where shown, spots were blown, punches were thrown – pretty gangsta to say the least. Lane’s exact quote is as follows: “I don’t care that you’re a cop – dyke b*tch!”

All of this from an Emmy Award-winning anchorwoman.

This isn’t the first time this year Lane has been caught being all sassy and saucy. Back in May she sent Rich Eisen of the NFL Network naughty pictures of herself in a bikini via email. That didn’t fare too well with Eisen’s wife, Suzy Shuster.

Shuster’s response to Lane’s email was passive-aggressive perfection:

“Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini…congrats! Whatever you’re doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it – it’s working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the e-mail address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I’ll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address. Do you have it?”

Surprisingly, Lane didn’t respond back to Shuster. But she did tell TMZ that the pictures were “harmless.” If by “harmless” she means showing off her hot body in a bikini to a married man to get a rise out of him quite literally, then I agree.

Alycia Lane’s bikini pictures are currently the stuff of legend, as no photos turn up after pages and pages of searching. What gives, internet? The whole point of this article (and Lane’s existence) is to show off her hot bod. I’m terribly sorry for the inconvenience.

Does this count as a Alycia Lane bikini photo?

At least I’m trying, people!