Britney Spears Pregnant with J.R. Rotem’s Baby

Britney Spears rumors have been flying this week like whoa!

By Jeff

If you are gullible enough to believe every single rumor you hear (like us!) then apparently Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins and has a secret room in her mansion dedicated to kinky S&M romps.

All of that may seem a little far fetched (well, maybe not the S&M part), but the latest rumor about the popwreck sounds semi-believable.

Multiple news sources are reporting that Britney Spears has been knocked-up for the third time. In an email to friends Spears said she’s four months pregnant, and the father of the child is…wait for it…music producer/eternal Guido J.R. Rotem.

Who? When? Why? So many questions…

I really hate giving Britney any more publicity than she already has, but she runs half the globe’s rumor-mill all by herself, without any assistance. Her life (like Amy Winehouse’s drug-addled life) is spinning so out of control that it’s a wonder she’s alive.

If Britney Spears is pregnant, should she keep the baby?