Bodybouncer: Clearly the X-Mas Gift of 2007
November 26, 2007 Posted in Sex
Forget the Nintendo Wii: Bodybouncer is the new front-runner for best Christmas present of the year. It’s one of those gifts similar to sexy lingerie that you buy for your girl that’s really a gift for yourself.
The Bodybouncer is a sex toy designed to make you feel like you’re having zero-gravity sex. Judging from appearance – I don’t own one, you sexed-up freaks – it looks like a footstool with an elastic seat and a hole in the center.
The Bodybouncer website claims that the product is much more discreet than a sex swing, but I have a hard time believing a footstool with a hole in the center could be looked at as a sensible piece of furniture. Portable toilet? Maybe. Run-of-the-mill footstool? Probably not.
So, is purchasing a sexual trampoline to the tune of $200 worth your troubles? Can this ottoman with an orifice really turn up the heat?
One glance at BodyBouncer.com (CG NSFW?) may make you a believer.
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WOW – is all I can really say…why not just find one of those springy dorm mattresses. Save yourself $200!
if your girl is that freaky, just got 2-hole
Freaky? Dude that is NTHING! Wait til you find a chik that asks you to choke her – THAT is a freaky evening. Especially when she is hot and you actually go – eh, whatever, I can choke her…THAT, my friend,is when you step over a very dangerous line.
would make for a good coffee table
Cool stool. A step up so to speak. Having had a girlfriend like Matt, this stool is ok. When you comply with your partners request to choke, slap, spank hard, etc. YOU are the one taking the chance. Be safe!