100% Hilton-Free Sexy Sugar Mamas
November 16, 2007 Posted in Entertainment
Ahh… to be rich. Ahh… to marry a rich girl! Ahh… to marry a rich babe!
I’m a gold digger, don’t get me wrong – but I have standards. I really couldn’t pull myself into marrying a shabby-looking dwarf (they need love too but I’d rather go for an Elite model type with a rich father). That’s why I’ve listed the Elite 8 Sexiest Sugar Mamas on Earth, and I promise both Paris and Nicky Hilton didn’t make the cut.
Keep this list handy, keep your eyes peeled, talk big game and you could find yourself living a life of luxury until the divorce.
See the list after the jump!
#8 Amanda Lucas
Haha! I started the list off with a beast…but a rich beast at that. Although her nickname should be “Truffle Shuffle” her dad is mega-billionaire George Lucas, Lord of Geek Mountain.
#7 Anna Anisimova
Anna Anisimova’s father is one of the richest Russians and she is a former model with a sweet $23 million-dollar apartment in NYC.
#6 Alexandra Richards
Daughter of one of Earth’s most famous guitarists, Keith Richards. She also has a hot sister – rock-star/daughter three-way anyone?
#5 Zara Phillips
She is the Granddaughter of Queen Elisabeth II and a rocks a pierced tongue.
#4 Casey Johnson
She is the heir to the Johnson and Johnson fortune and her Friendster profile says she enjoys, “pills, pole dancing, licking lollipops and making fun of Desperate Debbies.” Just my kind of girl!
#3 Elisabeth Kieselstein-Cord
Her dad is a famous jeweler so the wedding ring you should be disparate to give this girl will come with a family discount.
#2 Ivanka Trump
We’ve featured her at least 7 times on COED so if you are in the dark as to who Ivanka Trump is and you couldn’t figure it out by looking at her last name then it’s time to go get an IQ test and check out this COED feature “Proof âThe Donaldâ? has Super-Sperm.”
#1 Amanda Hearst
Amanda Hearst made a personal fortune as an Elite Model; but in case she blows it all on a massive, 6-month-long coke binge she can fall back on the billions that will be left to her as the heir to the Hearst Publishing fortune.
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you mean desparate? are the articles on this website really written by 4-year college students?
Actually, I think he means desperate! Are the comments on this website really written by lame ass know-it-alls?
P.S. If you're going to correct someone, at least use proper grammar, tool.
??? was owned pretty hard there
i will like to join the winning team…
Don't call the lucas chick a beast – She obviously has a sense of humor – That's a hilarious outfit, and she's a natural, attractive girl with a bad picture – so what?
I agree with bleh – while all of them are attractive, Amanda Lucas is more to my taste then half of the other women.
Right? And as for Elizabeth -she's mad dorky, too – but fucking briliant – and that is more my taste. At least those two aren't made of plasticl , and will make you laugh! Nothing worse than lots of money and no personality. I don't want to be banging one of these other chicks and have their hair extenstions asphixiate me – and have silicone start shootin' out.
I'm for the real girls!
Well, the hot ones.
E's a goddes and manda needs some work – Can you imagine if we just photoshopped and body chopped like some of the other frankenfucks?
hi dal simply i say that u look like an angel to me
oh god how great thou art