The Daily Shocker: Girls Don’t Have Balls

By COED Staff

South Park, our guiding light, recently revealed that yes, girls don’t have balls.

Why the writer’s strike may screw us all – and how to help.

Amy Winehouse brings her F-game to a less-than-amused crowd on first date of her tour.

Well, whaddya know: teenagers who have sex are less prone to violence. They don’t call it being “sexually frustrated” for nothing. Duh.

Why is a German convict really, really happy to be doing community service for a kindergarten? (Hint: he was convicted three times of pedophilia in the past.)

Yeah! The new dollar coin is out, and it features none other than…who? James Madison?