Scott Boras Suffers from Rosenhaus Syndrome

By Jeff

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Scott Boras, douche to the athletic-stars who personally leaked the LA Dodgers “A-Rod news” to COED Magazine, was marginalized by A-Rod and his wife today.

On their own, A-Rod, Hank Steinbrenner…and A-Rod’s wife…came up with an outline agreement for 10 years $275M. Seems like no one wants to blow hundreds of millions of dollars on a 3rd baseman – no matter what Scott Boras thinks.

This reminds us a man, who used to be in the spotlight every day, Mr. Drew Rosenhaus. Mr. Rosenhaus thought that he could create a market for overpriced talent. He tried with almost everyone he ever repped. DR was sure he could get TO the largest wide receiver contract to ever hit the NFL – think again Mr. Rosenhaus. Don’t get me wrong – sports agents need to essentially create a market value for their clients – but sometimes they go a little far.

Mr. Boras has Rosenhaus Syndrome.

We understand that as an agent, all you have is the ability to use the media to help drive market value. Sadly, when you blow your wad on a bullsh** lead in the hopes that it can drive some kind of market value for your client – you are a douche. A douche with an ego that thinks it can be a market driver. Mr. Boras, you have hit a ceiling. I honestly never thought I would see it, but it has come. There is now a salary ceiling in Major League Baseball – and we can thank A-Rod and his wife for it. Actually, we can thank Scott Boras.

Scott, have proven to be the most ineffectual agent in recent MLB history. When a client and his wife turn to negotiate for themselves, you have reached a new level of uselessness. Good work Scott, you always have a job here at COED where you can review potential Fantasy Football kickers.