I get pure joy out of seeing people getting flustered and pissed off. In some evil way their stress makes me feel better about myself.
After trying everything from cranking up the absolute worst dancehall music in the car to ripping horrendous ass in the elevator I’ve decided it’s time to update my Rolodex of annoying antics.
Here are 17 new ways to piss people off:
1. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
2. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
3. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
5. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”
6. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
7. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”
8. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
9. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
10. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
11. Honk and wave to strangers.
12. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
13. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Timing is everything, and if you use these 24 tips wisely your day will surely be brighter while others will be a living hell. Check out Art Lung for the full list.
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shitting on their dogs face, video taping it and then putting it on youtube.
Deliver a bag of shit in a pizza pack to your neighbors doorstep.
Farting in the elevator. (the best one)
Telling ppl that they look like pig when they talk. lolz
you know what else pisses people off?
Calling a story “15 ways to really piss people off” and only list 13
“I get pure joy out of seeing people getting flustered and pissed off.”
Some people get pure joy out of lighting kittens on fire but we consider them assholes too.
#13 is actually a lot of fun.
Hahahaha nice numbers…15 ways…a promise of 17 two sentences later…13 examples and a boasting of 24 tips…hahahahaha nice
You know another way to reaally piss someone off?
Using their email instead of your own,and sign them up to random crap.Hell,im doing it right now!
Another way to piss people off
In a lift drop a pencil and dont pick it up wait til someone else does hen shout don’t touch my pencil fool! and look outraged.
Its really funny. Honest.