The Daily Shocker: Fat = Healthy

Keep eating those extra-value meals, fatty – you’ll get the last laugh.

Spray Pancakes: the wave of the future…I think. I hope.

VIDEO: Man-boobs finally have a purpose other than being poked fun at.

Pat Robertson (conservative) endorses Rudy Giuliani (uh…not very conservative by comparison).

Stealing $2.25 from an elementary school cafeteria is the new “stealing candy from a baby.”

Best. World. Record. Ever.