Trick-or-Treating, Dorm Style

Why is “Trick-or-Treating” just for grade-school children? Some of my favorite memories were going door-to-door, filling my pillowcase to the top with pounds of free sugar madness.
So why let this magical feeling go away with age? Fear not because I have developed a way to recapture the magic!
It’s going to take a little organization on… Click to read more

Britney Spears: Blackout Review

I’m an equal-opportunity reviewer. Top 40 pop is hardly my favorite kind of music, but gimme (gimme) a well-crafted album of well-produced pop and I”ll find nothing but praise for it.
Britney Spears has seen more resurgences and backlashes than any pop star not named Michael Jackson. From losing custody of her kids to her disembodied performa… Click to read more

If the Patriots Bitchslap You – Don’t Whine!

Where has all of the pride gone in the NFL?
Players need to spend a little less time “keeping it real” and a little more time either practicing, watching film, or lifting weights.
The latest victims are the Washington Redskins, especially Phillip Daniels and Marcus Washington, who have 18 years combined NFL experience. If you get absolutely so… Click to read more

Halloween Prank at the University of Wisconsin Madison

Our roving reporter Yang Miller disrupts the University of Wisconsin, Madison – asking folks “What are you going to be for Halloween?” Pretty… Pretty… funny!… Click to read more

Britney…Keep Your Damn Hands off Romo!

Look, you little bitch…you can bang, blow, snort, suck and skank around with any Hip-Hop-Wanna-Be you can find – leave Tony Romo alone!
You don’t seem to understand, he is my Fantasy Football QB and that is a bond that transcends all ties. I took a risk and chose him over Peyton Manning, and if you think I am going to let you screw up my entire se… Click to read more

Joe Torre to Manage the LA Dodgers

The Journal News is reporting that Joe Torre has signed on to manage the LA Dodgers 10 days after he turned down a one-year offer from the NY Yankees.
Although a formal announcement is not expected until Tuesday morning two sources are reporting that Torre will bring Don Mattingly along as bench coach and will hire Kevin Long as the hitting coach.
The 2007 Dodge… Click to read more

Miss COED: Lindsay Lohan is Hot Again!

Could it be?! Lindsay Lohan is a rehab success story? She’s come a long way since this or this and this and don’t forget about this or this and this.

Here are some recent pics so judge for yourself.… Click to read more

COED Music Video: !!! “Yadnus”

!!! !!! (I just said Chk-Chk-Chk!!!)

“Yadnus” is off !!!’s album Myth Takes (2007).… Click to read more

The Daily Shocker: Cask Beer is Back on the Rise

All hail old-timey traditions that include things like…beer!
I’ve been trying for over 24 hours to enter this site. Now that it’s up and running, feast your eyes and taste buds on the future of pizza.
VIDEO: Fastest. Stripper. Ever. (Notice I only said fastest.)
I can barely carve an eye into a pumpkin, let alone the Death Star.
The family t… Click to read more

Costume Psychology

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Brew Review: Yuengling Traditional Lager

Yuengling, the yeast from the east. Not many west-coasters have experienced the cheap-yet-digestible taste that America’s Oldest Brewery provides.
Similar to Coors in its smoothness Yuengling is a staple of Northeastern frat-parties and post-college keggers. Its neutral taste hardly offends, with decent head and a nice honey-grain finish. G… Click to read more

Tricks, Not Treats!

Trick or Treat!
King-sized candy bars, McDonald’s Gift Certificates or dollar bills – these are all winning Halloween treats. But what about the tricks? The terrible stuff?
I don’t trick-or-treat anymore these days, although I should; but I can think back to a time when I received some pretty terrible tricks.
Here are the 5 worst things… Click to read more

Costume Psychology: What Your Halloween Outfit Says About You

Is Halloween a time to dress up goofy and scary or scandalous and slutty? COED breaks down the male species on this most unpredictable of holidays.
Click on an outfit to see what each Halloween costume reveals about your inner self.


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All-Aboard the Adriana Lima “Blue Ball” Express!

For those of you who don’t know Adriana Lima I’d say its about time you crawled out of the hole you’ve been living in for the last 5 years and smell the fresh early-afternoon air!
Lima, 26, is known for her work with Victoria Secret, and most famous because she still carries her “V-Card” if you know what I mean.
Yup, she was rightf… Click to read more

A Perfect Example of Brawn-Over-Brains

As reported earlier this year NBC will revive American Gladiators in 2008 with a new host, WWF legend (and reality TV star) Hulk Hogan.
NBC is currently taking contestant applications for the revamped 21st century American Gladiator. If David vs Goliath-style battles (and cro-magnon bestiality) are your thing apply online!
In a classic clip from America… Click to read more

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