Masturbate Often? Try the Rubbot on for Size…and Eternal Embarrassment

You know what’s so weird, yet so understandable? If a women gets caught masturbating with some wacky device most guys would say, “niiiiiice” and be turned on. Now, if a girl walked in on a sweaty dude huffing and puffing away, plugging some doll…well, it’s not exactly a turn-on, is it?

But wait, sex-starved fellas! Your time has come, for the Rubbot is here to prevent you from embarrassing “caught you!” masturbation moments (no it isn’t, and no it won’t).

The Rubbot, still under development, is basically a blue donut that you stick your wang in for pleasure – not embarrassing in the slightest, right? Using the Inch Worm Theory, the dirty donut (with a glory hole) uses a two-cam roller that creates a “rubbing” effect on the shaft of your staff. The Rubbot can provide maximum pleasure…if you’re not getting laid already, that is.

Let’s be honest here: masturbation is A-OK, even wonderful at times. But purchasing a Rubbot is like purchasing a full-sized, functional blow-up doll, meaning nobody wants to be caught with one. It’s not sexy (unless it is, kinky couples) and will only move you farther away from the real deal. Until you find a girl who gets off on you getting off, skip the Rubbot and go for a more hands-on approach.

…But like all of you out there, I am very intrigued to see how, uh…”effective” it is. Convince your friend to be a beta-tester and let him spill the beans. It’s a win-win, seeing that it’s a “joke” for him to do it and a “joke” for you to wonder how it works.