Money can buy everything – except class.

As many high-powered, million-dollar celebs have proven, you can’t take the trash out of the trailer park. No amount of PR primping and upper-class etiquette will change the following celebrities love for all that’s ignorant, greasy and grimy, y’all!

Check out the Top 10 after the jump!

10. Danny Bonaduce

Bonaduce may be a bit of a hero for giving Johnny Fairplay a powerslam at the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards. But being a former Partridge Family member whose only relevance in the past few decades has been due to heavy boozing, drug problems and starring in reality shows speaks for itself. Bonus: he has an actual red neck.

9. Pete Doherty

Representing all junkies across the pond is Pete Doherty, part-time musician, full-time crack addict. The most ironic part of Doherty’s “woe is me” troubled artist persona is that he was an exceptional student in school. But as every rich hipster around the globe knows, it’s just cooler to fake being troubled, slumming it until you become trash yourself.

8. Don Imus

Whoa, what about Howard Stern? Surely he’s trashier than Imus, right? Wrong. Although Stern is an outspoken horndog he’s also an intelligent blue-collar man; Imus hides his ignorance under the guise of a “respected” talk radio blowhard. From calling the Rutgers girls “nappy headed ho’s” to repeatedly making obscene comments atop the summit of Rich White America, Imus is trash to the bone.

7. Roseanne Barr

While Roseanne has cleaned up in a major way since her TV salad days she’s still the Queen of Trashy Moms. Let’s be honest here: Rosie O’ Donnell wouldn’t exist without Roseanne.

6. The Cast of Jackass

Torchbearers of Trash TV, the cast of Jackass have inspired an entire legion of paint-huffing kids to tape themselves smashing their heads into cement. Mission accomplished.

5. Larry the Cable Guy

“Git-R-Done!” I rest my case.

4. Kid Rock

No shame here. Kid Rock oozes trash – his most recent scuffle with the law at a Waffle House makes my job compiling this list 1,000 times easier.

3. Britney Spears

We all knew that Britney Spears was “country, y’all” – but nobody expected her to fly right off the handle the way she has. Spears’ fast-food fetish alone marks her a slob; losing custody of her kids to another piece of trailer trash is just the icing on this Tastykake.

2. Anna Nicole Smith

The money-mongering, pill-popping Princess of Trash. Billions upon billions of dollars couldn’t buy her class. While condolences go out to her extended family, Anna Nicole Smith was a gold-digger who flew her trash flag proudly – right until her death.

1. Courtney Love

Obviously. Look at the picture.