SPAM of the Week: Win Altec Lansing Headphones

I always assumed that having an email address starting with “Editor@” would be a blessing and a burden – I was right. With every SPAM message, I chortle, but also realize that I have a responsibility not only to the Russian mail-order brides and the Nigerian billionaires that contact me on a daily basis, but to you – the readers of COED Magazine. We should read and mock these middle-aged suburban ass clowns that litter our inboxes day after day.

Together, it is our responsibility to absolutely bombard these assholes with replies. As such, the most creative reply will receive a free pair of Altec Lansing UHP301 headphones (valued at $50), courtesy of our friends at Altec Lansing.

To enter our little contest, reply to the Russian mail-order bride below and CC: Editor@COEDMagazine.com. We will sit back, play a little PS3, and go through the emails in one of our late night Madden ‘08 binges. Together we can make a difference. Or at least have a little fun and give away some really cool stuff.

—–Original Message—–
From: Juliya P. [mailto:jacquieb@barneyandbarney.com]
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2007 7:23 PM
To: Editor
Subject: Nice to meet you!

I greet you

I still live with my parents under the same roof and I am sorry to say this, but I am already tired to see how they rule over my life. I work hard and I make enough to have a good life, but I give a lot to my parents. My friends ask why don’t I just rent an apartment and leave: I just think that I will be sorry all my life for leaving them: Maybe you can give me an advice? Is there a way to get “divorced” with my parents and build my life with a man who will love me. I am looking for a life partner and friend, for lover and gentleman in my future husband. I hope all these features are combined in you. Your answer should wait for me at http://russianbrideonline.info/?idAff=101 and I am thankful to my destiny that I have a chance to get to know you better: Looking forward to get a note from you

Julia P