Nothing is greater than rolling up a primo joint and smoking it with friends – but what next? What do you do? Do you sit on your couch and get genius highdeas that will never come to fruition? Maybe. Do you watch a goofy comedy or a surreal, mind-bending film? Perhaps.

But what about – dun, dun, dun – going outdoors? Crazy idea, huh? Not so crazy when you’re out of your gourd with like-minded adventurers.

I know, I know – you’re paranoid and lazy. That might have something to do with you being trapped in your dorm or the broom closet you call an apartment. Get the f*** outside and make a good name for stoners worldwide, you pot-addled slacker!

Go to the Aquarium

Yeah, man – fishes are rad.

Take a trip to the zoo

They don’t call it a trip for nothing. Plus, animals are like MONSTERS, bro.

Go to the park and play “simple sports”

Now the last thing you want to do when you’re stoned is run a marathon. So how about some barely-active activity like Frisbee-throwing or wiffle ball in the park? Sure, the jocks will scoff as they play an intense game of soccer nearby – but who cares? You’re stoned and they’re not.

See a concert

Any concert will be exactly one-thousand times better when you’re high. With that said I recommend a real brain-frying experience (if you can handle it, DMB-listening jam band neophyte).

The beach, duuuuuuuuude

Ah yes, a pothead’s utopia: sand, waves, babes and a metric-ton of relaxation. God made the beach for stoners, so indulge in His Greatest Gift.

Of course, if it’s bad weather outside (or cold-ass winter) you can curl up with your bong, some friends and watch Cartoon Network with the volume on mute, syncing up songs by Wu-Tang (or any Wu-Tang affiliate, barring Capadonna) with great results. Trust me: it works like a charm.