The Daily Shocker: Being Fat Saves Lives
October 15, 2007 Posted in News-ish

A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his life. (Metro UK)
Homeless or Hipster? It’s always so hard to tell… (College Candy)
Old guy mistaken for mass-murderer Whitey Bulger gets arrested with his wife when on vacation in Italy. When in Rome… (WMTV)
Wonder why Brits get a bad rap for having really, really, really terrible teeth? This story may answer some questions. (Sky News)
You can’t make this stuff up: Fake Rangers Take Urine Samples From Boys (WGCL)
OMGZ UFOs ARE 4 REAL!! (Discovery)
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