The Daily Shocker: Drug Driving

By Josh

Over 80% of New Zealanders around the age of 25 have admitted to driving under the influence of marijuana. The ratio of Taco Bell wrappers and Pink Floyd albums to each vehicle driven under the influence has yet to be determined. (Stuff)

The NFL’s Most “Homely” Cheerleaders. (Daily Redundancy)

Stripper gets workman’s comp for “neck pain.” Don’t ask. (News.com)

Duct work comes undone, leaving most of Roosevelt Middle School’s gym torn up. Note to all you fixer-uppers out there: duct tape can be used for everything except entire gymnasiums. (WhioTV)

Maryville mother believes in the Bible’s teachings, therefore loses her kids in a custody battle. Presiding judge: SATAN. (Daily Times)