Smallville + Vandervoort = Better Than Week 1!

Here is the brief synopsis of Smallville, week 2:

By COED Staff

Clark (Tom Welling) and Lois (Erica Durance) discover Kara’s (Laura Vandervoort) spaceship but before they can open it, Kara appears and knocks Lois out. Clark is shocked after Kara tells him she is there to protect baby Kal-El.

Despite Kara’s appearance, a despondent Clark decides that without Lana (Kristin Kreuk) there is nothing keeping him in Smallville, and heads to the Fortress of Solitude to begin his training as a superhero.

However, Jor-El tells him Kara’s father — Zor-El, who is Jor-El’s brother — is evil and Kara is dangerous, therefore Clark must stay in Smallville to find out why she came to Earth. Lex (Michael Rosenbaum) makes a stunning discovery regarding Lana and Project 33.1.

The truth is, Laura Vandervoort is my wife. She doesn’t know it yet, but she will be. Kristin Kreuk is shi*e next to her. I used to be in love with Alison Mack, but alas – those days are gone. Laura…I am waiting for you.

For those of you who were watching, they gave us a retarded profile shot of Vandervoort and her D-cup rack. Thank you Jesus for DVR. It’s worth every penny.

Here is where the story goes as gay as Elton John…Lana clones? Really? Don’t get me wrong, 100 Kristin Kreuks is still a wild wet dream of mine, but what’s with the writers! They have taken the story line and decades worth of comic books, put them in a giant pile on the CW office floor, and defecated all over it…not cool…not cool at all.